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Old 02-13-2014, 15:40   #1
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old fart tax return

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from

the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List

all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployed people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and

Senate."

1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
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Old 02-13-2014, 15:47   #2
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How could you leave out Obama's Mother in law
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Old 02-13-2014, 16:38   #3
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Old 02-13-2014, 17:16   #4
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Old 02-14-2014, 13:04   #5
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12 wives, over 65 and blind?
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Old 02-14-2014, 13:08   #6
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Obama is rolling out a new simplified tax return for next year.

Instructions:

1. How much did you earn last year? _____________

2. Send it in.
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Old 02-14-2014, 13:18   #7
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Obama is rolling out a new simplified tax return for next year.

Instructions:

1. How much did you earn last year? _____________

2. It's not yours, you didn't earn it. Send it in.






I added the Federal Tax justification.
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Old 02-14-2014, 13:54   #8
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Old 02-16-2014, 11:24   #9
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Originally Posted by lethal tupperwa View Post
I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from

the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List

all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployed people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and

Senate."

1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
Now that's funny. Not to mention true.





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Obama is rolling out a new simplified tax return for next year.

Instructions:

1. How much did you earn last year? _____________

2. Send it in.
Now that's scary. Not to mention, coming soon.
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