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Old 02-01-2014, 04:42   #181
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I call B.S. At least back in the late 60's they didn't do that.
Meanwhile, in the 21st century...
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Old 02-01-2014, 05:59   #182
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a newscaster committed suicide during a live broadcast. Her last words were “In keeping with Channel 40′s policy of bringing you the latest in ‘blood and guts’, and in living color, you are going to see another first—attempted suicide.”

Air Jordan‘s were banned upon introduction by the NBA. However, Jordan wore them anyways, as Nike was willing to pay the fine each game.

Prior to World War I, sharpshooter Annie Oakley was touring Europe. By his request, she knocked the ash from a cigarette being held by German Emperor, Kaiser Wilhelm II. When World War I broke out, she wrote to him and requested a second shot.
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Old 02-01-2014, 12:47   #183
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A band called The Postal Service was sent a cease and desist letter by the US Postal Service for trademark infringement of their name. They negotiated with the USPS, who allowed the band to use the name in exchange for playing a free show at their national conference.

There is bout 200 times more gold in the world’s ocean than has been mined in our entire history.

The actor Daniel Radcliffe deliberately wore the same outfit for 6 months when leaving work to piss off the paparazzi by making all the photos look like the same old one.
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Old 02-01-2014, 12:53   #184
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If a sea sponge (phylum Porifera) is forced through a sieve to disintegrate it down to its cellular level, those cells, if left alone, will recombine into a sponge again.

The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used

The first man to fly and the first man to walk on the moon were alive at the same time. Neil Armstrong was 17 when Orville Wright died.
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Old 02-01-2014, 13:18   #185
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A drunk security man asked a colleague at the Moscow bank they were guarding to stab his bullet-proof vest to see if it would protected him against a knife attack. It didn't, and the 25-year-old guard died of a heart wound.

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out
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Old 02-01-2014, 13:55   #186
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It is physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. (go one, try it. I dare you!)
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Old 02-01-2014, 15:07   #187
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out
If that is in fact true it proves that (some) lawyers know the client is guilty but will do anything to win the case, including behave like shyte.
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Old 02-01-2014, 15:35   #189
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Is that actress Amy Adams licking her elbow?
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Old 02-01-2014, 16:35   #190
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If that is in fact true it proves that (some) lawyers know the client is guilty but will do anything to win the case, including behave like shyte.
You mean they will do their.....job?
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Old 02-01-2014, 16:48   #191
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Forget the Adam's Apple

If you are unable to tell whether someone is male or female, have them hold up their hand. A female's index finger is nearly the same length as her middle finger, while a male's index finger is significantly shorter than his middle finger.
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If you are unable to tell whether someone is male or female, have them hold up their hand. A female's index finger is nearly the same length as her middle finger, while a male's index finger is significantly shorter than his middle finger.
....AND, the difference in length of the index finger and the ring finger has been found to directly correlate to ***** size. Not makin' that one up.

http://healthland.time.com/2011/07/0...f-his-fingers/
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Old 02-01-2014, 17:56   #193
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So if middle finger is 6 inches and index is 5 inches you would have one inch?
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Old 02-01-2014, 18:09   #194
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You mean they will do their.....job?
"Their job" is to prevent the innocent from being jailed. When it became "their job" to prevent the guilty from being jailed the system was perverted.
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Witches, wizards, and many others that were targeted/praised several hundred years ago are now thought to have unknowingly consumed various psychedelic drugs in the form of mushrooms and a spoiled form of rye known as Ergot.
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...A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out



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JP Morgan did not own the White Star Line (who built the Titanic, Britannic, Majestic, Olympic and other ships).


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According to research, the most productive workday is Tuesday and the least productive is Friday.

Amtrak is the combination of the words "American" and "Track".

Bill Gates began programming computers at age 13.
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Punxsutawney Phil isnt the only weather predictor. There are also Staten Island Chuck in New York and General Beauregard Lee in Atlanta.
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Frosted Flakes mascot "Tony the Tiger" has a wife, son (Tony Jr.) and daughter (Antoinette) that were used in early advertising commercials.

In 1890, Pepsi-Cola was invented by Caleb Bradham and was originally called "Brad's Drink."

In 1907, for an ad campaign, women were offered a free box of Kellogg's Corn Flakes cereal for winking at the grocer. At the time, the company was called the Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company.
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