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Old 10-26-2013, 21:41   #26
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My experience with these sorts of minor feuds is that the person with the least to lose wins.
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Old 10-26-2013, 22:26   #27
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Old 10-26-2013, 23:28   #28
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Fill your tires with a gas that will kill anyone letting the air out?

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Old 10-26-2013, 23:56   #29
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When you use the trail cam throw some IR dye on your wheels, it should stand out on the trail cam and their hands.
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Old 10-27-2013, 05:42   #30
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I think you should push dog poo into the fresh air intake of his car.

Also, push for more handicapped spots. What are you doing with your assigned spot?

Most important advice - don't live in apartment.

I rented rooms in houses from people. Made some good friends and had all the benefits of living in a house. Cheaper than an apartment too.
Skunk sent poured into the vent intake works wonders. Also try smearing blue cheese on the exhaust system works well too. Either way, the car is a total lost.
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Old 10-27-2013, 06:01   #31
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Mmmm.... I'm a little worried about that option. They have kind of a history of shooting up the entire neighborhood with full-auto mini-14s, never hitting anyone, and blowing stuff up, don't they? I'm not sure the guy messing with the tires has a barn full of construction equipment to lock them in so they can build an armored assault vehicle, either.
Don't forget Hannibal's M-60 that never hits anything but the dirt directly behind the fleeing henchman's feet.

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Old 10-27-2013, 06:03   #32
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Clearly, he doesn't know which vehicle is mine, or who turned him in...
But you know who he is and where his regularly assigned spot is, right? And if there's been a rash of vandalism where air is let out of tires, then the latest victim is his car, in his assigned spot...
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Old 10-27-2013, 06:52   #33
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Why don't you call the police? In most places there's a pretty hefty fine for illegally occupying a handicap space.
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Old 10-28-2013, 00:23   #34
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OP, I would be angry too.

I would contact the A-Team, I hear that they can help if you have trouble.
I would prefer the T & A team but the A team would work.
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Old 10-28-2013, 04:14   #35
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OP, I would be angry too.

I would contact the A-Team, I hear that they can help if you have trouble.
Nah, why bother with a bunch of amateurs....I would call The Equalizer.
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Old 10-28-2013, 04:41   #36
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Trail cam. Get him on video and turn it over to the local PD.
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Old 10-28-2013, 04:54   #37
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Sounds like a job for fox urine.
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Old 10-28-2013, 05:31   #38
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I always wanted to write a book called 101 revengeful uses for fox urine and superglue.
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Old 10-28-2013, 06:02   #39
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Out of curiosity if you have only one car and an assigned parking spot why worry about the status of any spot other than your assigned one?
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Old 10-28-2013, 08:51   #40
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Out of curiosity if you have only one car and an assigned parking spot why worry about the status of any spot other than your assigned one?
I am wondering about this as well. Is your assigned spot too far away or something? Maybe the management could assign you a closer spot instead.

Life is too short to get into pissing contests over "principles" when it comes to transient things like parking spots, IMO.
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Old 10-28-2013, 09:21   #41
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Changed my mind - deleted the clip - in poor taste even for me -

But there is a South Park episode that comes to mind.

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Old 10-28-2013, 09:26   #42
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Why don't you call the police? In most places there's a pretty hefty fine for illegally occupying a handicap space.
Even on private property?

My wife had a lady ram into her car in a parking lot - police came out and told them it wasn't their problem because the parking lot was private property.

I should have ask the officer - what if someone is murdered on private property - do you care about that?


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Old 10-28-2013, 09:29   #43
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I always wanted to write a book called 101 revengeful uses for fox urine and superglue.
Fox urine in fresh air intake

Let air out of tires and superglue the valve stem caps back on.

Something like that?

(Not that I would recommend doing that, by any means).
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Old 10-28-2013, 09:33   #44
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I always wanted to write a book called 101 revengeful uses for fox urine and superglue.
I would buy that book, no question.

And I might know somebody who had a BB glued inside their valve stem cap. A nice slow leak to surprise you later.
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Old 10-28-2013, 09:42   #45
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Out of curiosity if you have only one car and an assigned parking spot why worry about the status of any spot other than your assigned one?
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I am wondering about this as well. Is your assigned spot too far away or something? Maybe the management could assign you a closer spot instead.

Life is too short to get into pissing contests over "principles" when it comes to transient things like parking spots, IMO.
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...Lots of section eight neighbors.... I pitched a medium-sized fit over it. (Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have, but this guy really irritates me.)....

I could just give up, but at this point, it's become a matter of principle.
Well, in that case, you might consider acts of vigilantism, vandalism and violence. Or just park in your reserved space, whichever seems less stupid.
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Old 10-28-2013, 09:44   #46
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I got this pretty firm rule about not ****ting where i'm eating, the last thing I want is to be bothered in my place of rest.

Obviously that isn't a philosophy you ascribe to, OP, as you seem to want to stir the pot at home.

Valve stem warfare is so petty. What you need to do is own that tire - so get yourself a jack and some quickrete, a nice 5-gal bucket.

Mix that stuff up good, get it nice and ready in the bucket, then put the lid on it to keep the air out for a little bit.

Go find that car, jack up one of the tires. Let the air out. Stab that ***** (but not in a way visibly seen easily) and pry that stab wound open. Take the lid off your bucket and use a funnel to fill the tire with quickrete instead of air.

Place jackstand then move on to the next one. After you get all 4, retire to base for refreshments. Come back in a few hours and take the jackstands out, letting the vehicle settle on the ground.

Gas mileage? 3...maybe 4 mpg at the absolute best.
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Old 10-28-2013, 09:48   #47
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Get some Obama bumper stickers and some crazy glue, and remember they would be much more visible up on the trunk or on the doors.

Or loudly purge your Jetski motor.....
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Old 10-28-2013, 09:56   #48
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Here are a few pranks I always thought would be funny but have never tried:

1) Sign someone's work email up for one of those porn picture a day websites
2) (Have seen this one done) Save a co-worker's home screen on their computer as a picture and set it as their background. Then hide all of their shortcuts and the Windows toolbar.
3) Buy someone a subscription to some seriously demented porn mag. Works better if they are married or live with a girlfriend.
4) (Have seen this one too) dismantle their car and send them on a scavenger hunt to find all of the parts.
5) Fill their desk or car with A-B foam (the foam that mixes and hardens).

I haven't used these because I'm not much of a practical joker and (and this is the primary reason) they cross the line IMO. Especially 1,3, 4 and 5.
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Old 10-28-2013, 10:01   #49
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OP is hiding something or else they would tell us why their assigned space doesn't work for them.



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Old 10-28-2013, 11:27   #50
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I keep seeing this on the OC screen. With a OP like RagnarDanneskjold, I keep thinking it says "Ridiculous Parking Fjord. LOL
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