The doc wanted 3 large to end my baby making days. I'm like: "Bullsh**"! Went home put a fresh blade in my xacto knife and laid open my nut sack. Had a slug of whiskey first, so I guess I cheated. Anyhow, I borrowed the old lady's crochet hook to fish around to find the lines running from my baby makers to the dilivery tool. Used the xacto blade to get the job done nice and clean then used the cherry on the end of my stogie to cauterize the ends. Sealed up the ol' scro with a staple gun. Slathered on a little super glue for good measure. $3,000. I don't think so.
Never could have done it without the inspiration of this here forum.