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Old 08-04-2013, 01:29   #76
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I think once they have cleared the legal age bar, the OP should use IQ as a metric.
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Old 08-04-2013, 01:35   #77
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I think once they have cleared the legal age bar, the OP should use IQ as a metric.
Clearly, you haven't read all the posts. This is not he time to be removing options from the table. Lets use willingness as a metric.
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it's (was) Saturday night and you are asking "us" (a bunch of old dudes playing with guns) for help picking out a future / potential ex wife - date.....

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ps...my gf says to pull your pants up, grow a sack, stop watching pornhub, and get out of the house...
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Old 08-04-2013, 01:40   #79
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Clearly, you haven't read all the posts. This is not he time to be removing options from the table. Lets use willingness as a metric.
I think we would all feel better about it if we could convince him to not settle for less than an IQ of, say, 145.
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I think we would all feel better about it if we could convince him to not settle for less than an IQ of, say, 145.
Actually, if you put it that way, I say he should hold out for a swimsuit-model, with an I.Q. above 200, who can make sammiches in her sleep.
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Old 08-04-2013, 01:57   #81
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Old 08-04-2013, 02:02   #82
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Actually, if you put it that way, I say he should hold out for a swimsuit-model, with an I.Q. above 200, who can make sammiches in her sleep.
Now your talking. We just have to build up his confidence until he knows he deserves nothing less.
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Now your talking. We just have to build up his confidence until he knows he deserves nothing less.
And he should absolutely hit on strange women, at the gym. If she pepper-sprays you, that means she's interested, but you're not being aggressive enough.
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And he should absolutely hit on strange women, at the gym. If she pepper-sprays you, that means she's interested, but you're not being aggressive enough.
that's right, if you can't hack a little pepper spray you go in the "wimp" file.
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that's right, if you can't hack a little pepper spray you go in the "wimp" file.
"Spice of Life", no?
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Old 08-04-2013, 04:25   #90
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When I was young and dumb, and full of
come over here, and let me tell you something son.

I had heart like iron
and a head made out of wood
I would **** the devil
if he would give something good

What I got, it hurt so bad
It hurt so bad, that it made me mad
'cause when I got to the clinic
they stuck something in it....

After that fiasco, I swore to my soul
I'll never put my jellyroll
in that kind of hole

The moral of the story, 17 will get you 20....and



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I don't know what I can say that hasn't already been said... But, ummm, I just read this entire thread (can I have my 15 min. Back please?) and there is NO way that this guy is for real.
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Old 08-04-2013, 04:50   #92
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I don't know what I can say that hasn't already been said... But, ummm, I just read this entire thread (can I have my 15 min. Back please?) and there is NO way that this guy is for real.
Aw, come on! I almost read the whole thing too!
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Old 08-04-2013, 06:32   #93
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I think we would all feel better about it if we could convince him to not settle for less than an IQ of, say, 145.
I think the rule is half your IQ plus 7.
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It's half your age plus seven anyways - not +6. Gotta get the rules right to stay in the man club.
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It is hard to believe the OP and devildog2067 are close in age.
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Why do you say that? I see hot girls like that at the gym a lot.
Except her name is Russian and that means one thing.
Her Russian soul can be only pleased by the real vodka drinking man. Not a Grey Goose style. Stolichnaya only.
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Actually I'm unemployed now. Have been for a year. I quit my part time job last summer because I decided to take 18 credit hrs so I can graduate sooner. Well it went to 16 because I dropped a class still. I had this hippy sociology teacher who's loose term "textbook" was some rubbish written by a liberal and said Bush was racist and to blame for the deaths from Katrina and the book also referred to Al Sharpton as a civil rights activist. I called the teacher out a number of times before on it and just had to drop the class or I'd probably would have got in trouble.

I looked for part time jobs again because my class load is less since it's my last semester and a couple of my classes will be online classes. The school doesn't have that many part time positions for students due to budget. I had a job interview with kmart that was a joke for min wage and didn't get hired, and a interview at another dept store over the phone and they offered me min wage and FOUR hours a week which would basically just cover the gas since it was a 20 minute drive.

Really it's hard to find jobs around here and the ones that are retail are a joke and for 7.35 an hour. Retail is paying less than it did 8 years ago around here.
That's changing things a bit.
I already told You.
Go homeless.
Better chance to talk them into staying over.
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