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Old 07-16-2013, 11:08   #1
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What is the worst song ever?

I'm going with Stupid Hoe, by Nicki Minaj. I challenge anyone to find a more inane, irritating song.
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Old 07-16-2013, 11:20   #2
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQTRP5ZNDkE

Maybe I'm prejudiced since they played this continuously for 8 days during a frat initiation.
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Old 07-16-2013, 11:22   #3
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Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time. It makes me want to slam my head against a wall whenever I hear it.
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Old 07-16-2013, 11:27   #4
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Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time. It makes me want to slam my head against a wall whenever I hear it.
You mean you aren't? That's unAmerican!


WORST is such a subjective word. Tough call. I don't have a worst. I have many, "Dear me, shut that crap off!" I would say Cotton Eye Joe ranks right up there no matter WHO sings it.
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Old 07-16-2013, 11:29   #5
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the barney theme.
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Old 07-16-2013, 11:30   #6
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Before I even clicked, I was thinking anything from Nicki Minaj.
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Old 07-16-2013, 11:30   #7
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I'm going with Stupid Hoe, by Nicki Minaj. I challenge anyone to find a more inane, irritating song.
Ummmm. Wow. Just wow. Is that supposed to be a song or a pardody of a genre of songs?
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Old 07-16-2013, 11:37   #8
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I think I heard Tim McGraw sing "Blue Jean Dancer" on the radio once.

I say, "I think", because it was so traumatic, my mind has healed itself and blanked out all the horrible horrible details.

I do recall throwing up, pooping, burping, sneezing and coughing all at the same time as soon as I heard his miserable voice sing the first verse.

I summoned all of my powers in an epic battle to either puncture my ear drums with the straw from my big gulp, run my truck straight into an oncoming semi or rip the radio out of the dash before I had to hear another verse.

I woke up in a convent being attended to to by some merciful nuns that nursed me back to health and sanity.

I freaking HATE the metrosexual new country nonsense.

Hey man, I almost lost my life... I need a hug.
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Ummmm. Wow. Just wow. Is that supposed to be a song or a pardody of a genre of songs?
I think it's supposed to be a song. It actually made me cringe.
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I think it's supposed to be a song. It actually made me cringe.
On of my 16 yr old daughter's favorite quotes:

"Oh I love The Lion King. My favorite part is when Simba is born and Nikki Menaj holds him up for everyone to see!"

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Old 07-16-2013, 11:58   #13
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Nothing like a 27 year old trying to stay 17 forever. I think the best part of the video is the part where the kids go crazy over the song when it starts playing. I dare you to find any 17 year old that wouldn't instantly roll their eyes and change the channel one second into that song.
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Old 07-16-2013, 11:59   #14
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Old 07-16-2013, 12:00   #15
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I can't think of anything less appealing than the thought of Avril singing Radiohead at the top of her lungs.
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Old 07-16-2013, 12:02   #16
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William Shatner has some crappy tunes.
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Old 07-16-2013, 12:03   #17
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Old 07-16-2013, 12:06   #18
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Avril Lavigne - Here's To Never Growing Up - YouTube

Nothing like a 27 year old trying to stay 17 forever. I think the best part of the video is the part where the kids go crazy over the song when it starts playing. I dare you to find any 17 year old that wouldn't instantly roll their eyes and change the channel one second into that song.
Not a huge fan to notice normally, but

1. Isn't there about 50 songs that sound exactly like that about he same damned thing, sung by her and others (Myleee, etc.,)???

2. Did her producer buy her a autotuner for Christmas or something? I could sing that song and have it recorded sounding exactly the same.
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Old 07-16-2013, 12:09   #19
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"Muskrat Love"

"Having my Baby"

"Mr. Roboto"

"Kung Fu Fighting"


"The Night Chicago Died."

"Me and you and a Dog Named Boo."

"Seasons in the Sun"
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Old 07-16-2013, 12:13   #20
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I have two submissions for your consideration.


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"Muskrat Love"

"Having my Baby"

"Mr. Roboto"

"Kung Fu Fighting"


"The Night Chicago Died."

"Me and you and a Dog Named Boo."

"Seasons in the Sun"

You have the "play list" of my old High School girlfriend!


Usually I couldn't wait to escape for the night and throw some Zappa or Led Zeppelin into the 8-Track!!
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the barney theme.
I like the Anamaniacs version:


"I love you.
You love me.
He's as dumb as he can be
but we found a way that we can get along
He stands still for the anvil song!!!"

(whenever they sing the anvil song, it rains anvils.)

As for my vote, I will say that God-awful song in that God-awful Toyota commercial about the Prius.
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Old 07-16-2013, 12:27   #24
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Tiny Tim tiptoe through the tulips was pretty sad
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At work.... Can not post link.

Can someone link achy breaky heart?
This should crush all the other rancid choices...
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