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Old 07-08-2013, 20:40   #1
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Things you can do but not completely.

lead a horse to water.

implement Obama care.

discuss with out arguing on GT.

yer up....
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Old 07-08-2013, 21:59   #2
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Wear out a Glock.
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Old 07-09-2013, 14:50   #3
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Identify stupid, cure it.....not so much....
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Old 07-09-2013, 18:42   #4
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Old 07-09-2013, 18:56   #5
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Start a minor home improvement/repair with only one trip to the hardware store.
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Old 07-09-2013, 19:09   #6
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Start a minor home improvement/repair with only one trip to the hardware store.
You spyin' me on the sly?
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Old 07-10-2013, 00:14   #7
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Start a minor home improvement/repair with only one trip to the hardware store.
I've done it once. Replaced my garbage disposal with one trip.

Anything else requires a minimum of 3 trips to ace hardware or home depot.
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Old 07-10-2013, 00:37   #8
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Use the word "horticulture" in a sentence...
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Old 07-10-2013, 00:41   #9
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Old 07-10-2013, 00:42   #10
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Unfasten a bra


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Old 07-10-2013, 02:15   #11
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Use the word "horticulture" in a sentence...
My favorite Dorothy Parker quote:

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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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Old 07-10-2013, 02:39   #12
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Use the word "horticulture" in a sentence...
Back in the glory days , some friend and myself got our hormones flowing and decided to check out the whore deculture
Scene ..! Tijuana , $0.50 cent special..? Yo , fat can be fixed , ugly to the bone can not ..! Eeeek..,

Cheap date...! Major hangover , shot of penicillin
And call me in the morning..!
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Old 07-10-2013, 03:12   #13
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Ya just need a lot of practice son. I can undo them with two fingers but then I'm a Professional.
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Old 07-10-2013, 03:45   #14
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Ya just need a lot of practice son. I can undo them with two fingers but then I'm a Professional.
Yup. In front or back, I got the knack.
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Old 07-10-2013, 07:36   #15
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Urinate in the wind
In to the wind. Works fine with the wind at your back.
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Old 07-10-2013, 07:39   #16
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Start a minor home improvement/repair with only one trip to the hardware store.
Five - yes five! - trips to put one eye bolt through a rafter to hang a swinging chair yesterday. And I was sober throughout the project.
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