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Old 04-15-2013, 01:34   #101
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i learned from the movie "clerks 2" that the preferred term is "inter-species erotica."

by the way, your name's not Kelly is it?


No, he's the hideous ******* chud jerking off in the ladies room.



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I think I am on the standby list, will let you guys know if I make it..

note to self. dont drink beer for two days straight and post on glocktalk.
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Old 04-16-2013, 22:07   #106
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I think I am on the standby list, will let you guys know if I make it..

note to self. dont drink beer for two days straight and post on glocktalk.
ummm i'm not sure the drunk posting on gt is the part of this equation you should be worried about.
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I think I am on the standby list, will let you guys know if I make it..

note to self. dont drink beer for two days straight and post on glocktalk.

If it weren't for drunk posts, I'd have no posts at all.

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its a donkey rodeo im going to. lol

they are referring to a donkey/girl show in mexico....


I have to ride a freakin donkey at the rodeo and they dont have the nuts to ride a horse or a donkey period.
Has anybody filled the donkey in on the change in routine?
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Has anybody filled the donkey in on the change in routine?
Oh, the donkey will be doing plenty "filling in" on his own....
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Oh, the donkey will be doing plenty "filling in" on his own....

I think you are the one who is now butt hurt.

sorry, I am out of the rodeo... too many other riders.
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That's what she said.
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sorry, I am out of the rodeo... too many other riders.
Oh, GTDS, the jokes are writing themselves.....


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I think you are the one who is now butt hurt.

sorry, I am out of the rodeo... too many other riders.
so you couldn't handle it. big deal. at least you tried, and none of us can ever call you a coward for that now that you've given it the old college try.
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so you couldn't handle it. big deal. at least you tried, and none of us can ever call you a coward for that now that you've given it the old college try.


dad burn the rodeo isnt even till friday!!!!

just too many other riders.
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dad burn the rodeo isnt even till friday!!!!

just too many other riders.
Well with a bunch of other, eh, riders, maybe he won't be quite so... hard... on you?
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interspecies erotica

the scene is clerks 2 roflamo
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I think you are the one who is now butt hurt.

sorry, I am out of the rodeo... too many other riders.
Maybe you should start with something smaller like a small pony and work your way up.

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Maybe you should start with something smaller like a small pony and work your way up.

Don't worry tiger, you will get in the show next year!

Shake was goin' on about some sort of "starter kit", butt I didn't stick around to catch all the details.
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