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Old 04-09-2013, 15:48   #1
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Texas Air Traffic Control

A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION:

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised!!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great!!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
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Old 04-09-2013, 16:09   #2
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Old 04-10-2013, 09:37   #3
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Old 04-10-2013, 13:36   #4
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If only.......................
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Old 04-10-2013, 13:56   #5
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Funny, Thanks.
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Old 04-11-2013, 13:35   #6
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Actually one should be cleared on Runway 9 R and the other on 27 L, for a head on collision.
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Old 04-11-2013, 13:55   #7
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No 9R or 27L at DFW.
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