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Old 03-27-2013, 21:27   #1
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Scottish Compassion

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been ********d laddie?"

The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."
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Ugh. How rude!
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Old 04-03-2013, 12:50   #3
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Was that Johnny Carson?
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