Home Forums Classifieds Blogs Today's Posts Search Social Groups



  
SIGN-UP
Notices

Glock Talk
Welcome To The Glock Talk Forums.

 
  
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-26-2013, 06:22   #1
Mrs Glockrunner
Senior Member
 
Mrs Glockrunner's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 2,690
Growing Old Is Fun

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't
do something useful with my time. Talking about
my "doing something useful" seemed to be her
favorite topic of conversation. She was "only
thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the
senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided
to teach her a lesson about staying out of my
business. I told her that I had joined a parachute
club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 74 years
old and you're going to start jumping out of
airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership
card.

She said to me, "Good grief, where are your
glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute
Club, not a Parachute Club."

"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do...
I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.

She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier
but sometimes it can be fun.
__________________
Today is the oldest you've ever been, yet the youngest you'll ever be, so enjoy this day while it lasts.
Mrs Glockrunner is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2013, 06:38   #2
mknpwr
Senior Member
 
mknpwr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 345
Ha, classic. My daughter thinks I'm immature.

Sent from my rotary dial phone
mknpwr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2013, 13:20   #3
SCmasterblaster
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Hartford, Vermont
Posts: 16,034
Hehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh!!
__________________
Gun Ownership Offers Freedom in Many Dimensions
SCmasterblaster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2013, 14:11   #4
Shiloh228
Senior Member
 
Shiloh228's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Peoples Republic of Maryland
Posts: 673
Shiloh228 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2013, 14:03   #5
SCmasterblaster
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Hartford, Vermont
Posts: 16,034
__________________
Gun Ownership Offers Freedom in Many Dimensions
SCmasterblaster is offline   Reply With Quote

 
  
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 00:06.




Homepage
FAQ
Forums
Calendar
Advertise
Gallery
GT Wiki
GT Blogs
Social Groups
Classifieds


Users Currently Online: 743
162 Members
581 Guests

Most users ever online: 2,672
Aug 11, 2014 at 2:31