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Old 03-13-2013, 06:18   #1
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Politics, ammo, sex....

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped
at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my PICKUP and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter,big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds

and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"


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Old 03-13-2013, 06:51   #3
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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped
at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my PICKUP and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter,big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds

and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"


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Old 03-13-2013, 07:08   #4
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Old 03-13-2013, 07:12   #5
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..... So what kinda ammo did you get ? ........

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With my luck she'd reply "I have nothing small enough to match your weapon" !
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I found her.

Here is what I got from her.

Political Issues

What did you get.





Naw I really got to give credit to 1955mercury I think he was the one that posted the pic on the Lighter site forum.
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