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03-13-2013, 06:18
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Politics, ammo, sex....
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped
at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my PICKUP and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter,big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought a few seconds
and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"
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03-13-2013, 06:36
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HA 
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03-13-2013, 06:51
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Skyhook
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped
at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my PICKUP and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter,big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought a few seconds
and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"
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03-13-2013, 07:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sheriff733
I'm sheriff733, and I approve this message.
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03-13-2013, 07:12
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[Snort...] ...
..... So what kinda ammo did you get ? ........
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03-13-2013, 07:13
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With my luck she'd reply "I have nothing small enough to match your weapon" ! 
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03-13-2013, 07:18
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My wife said she wants to have sex in the back seat of our car. She wants me to drive.
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03-13-2013, 08:21
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This thread has potential...
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03-13-2013, 08:30
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03-13-2013, 08:34
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I found her.
Here is what I got from her.
What did you get.
Naw I really got to give credit to 1955mercury I think he was the one that posted the pic on the Lighter site forum.
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