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Old 03-21-2013, 16:36   #251
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Another vote for Joe VS the volcano.
I have no response to that.



Man, some of youse take your movies pretty seriously...
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Old 03-21-2013, 18:35   #252
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Galyon: The Indestructible Man. Honorable mention to Body Rock just because it has Lorenzo Lamas breakdancing.
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Old 03-21-2013, 19:33   #253
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AVP gets a special vote from me as well, not just because it sucked, but because it takes some serious talent to screw a movie like that up. I mean, you've got Aliens, and you've got Predators, and they're FIGHTING EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH.

How the hell do you manage to screw that up?????
Well it did lead to one of the best video game trailers of all time.

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Old 03-22-2013, 18:56   #254
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Old 03-22-2013, 19:53   #255
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Old 03-22-2013, 20:18   #256
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All Saints Day, most disappointing of all time.
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Old 03-22-2013, 20:28   #257
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All Saints Day, most disappointing of all time.
I agree, I waited 10years for that one and was sick after I watched it. The female FBI agent was the worst.


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Old 03-23-2013, 03:31   #258
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I swear children and angels wept when this movie came out. It rained because God also cried. I would rather watch Rosie O in her S&M flick than this steaming turd. How did something so beautiful turn out so bad?
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Old 03-23-2013, 13:59   #259
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Even though it isn't out yet, I'm betting this one gets onto the "worst of all time" list pretty fast.

Erik Estrada in "Chupacabra vs. the Alamo".

Yes, packs of Chupacabras have invaded San Antonio and it's up to Estrada to wipe them out.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/erik-estrad...140935221.html
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Old 03-23-2013, 14:10   #260
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Old 03-24-2013, 14:45   #261
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Old 03-24-2013, 15:25   #262
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Old 03-24-2013, 18:49   #263
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How about Highlander I? A frenchie playing a Scot. A Scot playing a Spaniard. ?????
I never understood why people where so enamored of this movie. The sword fighting was laughable at best and that incredibly lame bad guy. I kept expecting his take down sword to explode like a grenade every time he hit something.
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Old 03-24-2013, 18:52   #264
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Even though it isn't out yet, I'm betting this one gets onto the "worst of all time" list pretty fast.

Erik Estrada in "Chupacabra vs. the Alamo".

Yes, packs of Chupacabras have invaded San Antonio and it's up to Estrada to wipe them out.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/erik-estrad...140935221.html
What's he gonna do? Wrap Em all in a burrito shell and eat them?
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Old 03-24-2013, 18:55   #265
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The Okie Corral

The Okie Corral
I saw that at a Science Fiction Marathon in Columbus "It came from the Drexal North". Totally ridiculous plot and the production values where beyond belief. It looked like they made the movie for $127.50 (the rental cost of the gorilla suit).
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Old 03-24-2013, 19:45   #266
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Cabin in the Woods and Project X are the two last ones I've seen that were truly awful.
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Old 03-24-2013, 23:03   #267
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On the other hand, I like the old Sci-Fi "creature features." My favorite is "Creatures With the Atom Brains."

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Old 03-24-2013, 23:47   #268
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I guess none of you can remember Zardoz with Sean Connery. That movie sucks worse than any movie could ever suck.

Trailer for Zardoz (1974) - YouTube
I loved this flick! Then again I was stoned out of my mind...

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Old 03-25-2013, 00:12   #269
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I have a vague memory of double feature consisting of either Mad Magazine or National Lampoon "Up The Academy" and "Class Reunion". Our self-medication of either Black Beauties or Ludes washed down with Thunderbird made us physically incapable of leaving the theater under our own power so we simply sat there and suffered IIRC. And laughed quite a bit. HH
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Old 03-25-2013, 08:43   #270
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KUNG POW RULES !!!!!!!!!

NEO DUH DUH SPORIN
Love it! Some may say it sucked but I thought it was hilarious!

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Old 03-25-2013, 11:35   #271
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Old 03-25-2013, 12:24   #272
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Well I have to tell you, this weekend I watched Faster, with The Rock, and Billy Bob Thornton. OMG
I kept watching it because I knew any second it was going to get better.Nope, didn't happen.
It may not be the worst movie I have ever seen, but it will do until I take the time to figure out what that is.
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Old 03-25-2013, 19:22   #273
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Cabin in the Woods and Project X are the two last ones I've seen that were truly awful.
Cabin in the woods was indeed awful.


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Old 03-25-2013, 19:57   #274
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Old 03-25-2013, 22:31   #275
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+1. It sucked! I cant understand the hype behind this as a cult classic! Also, I have NEVER ever seen Rocky Horror either. Just never could see the appeal in it.
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