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Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen?
Eric's movie thread got me thinking about some of the worst movies I have ever seen.
One that really comes to mind is Rampart. It seemed like it ended before it ever got started.
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03-10-2013, 21:25
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Passage to India and gorillas in the mist. Big sucks...
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03-10-2013, 21:27
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Jurassic Park 3
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03-10-2013, 21:28
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Eternal sunshine on a spotless mind
Joe vs the volcano
Too many to list really
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03-10-2013, 21:31
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2001: A Space Odessy
Wayne's World
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03-10-2013, 21:33
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Alien vs Predator. Just awful
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03-10-2013, 21:37
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The Fog (2005) it doesn't take much to keep me happy at a movie. This was the only one I have ever almost walked out of.
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03-10-2013, 21:41
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The Woodsman. Did not know what it was about but with that name and it had Kevin Bacon why wouldn't it be good. It was an epic fail when you learn what its about.
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03-10-2013, 21:43
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Titanic...
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03-10-2013, 21:45
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Battlefield Earth with John Travolta.
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03-10-2013, 21:45
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worst 2 movies ever,,
YOR hunter from the future
Circle of iron
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03-10-2013, 21:45
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Vanilla Sky
Eyes Wide Shut
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03-10-2013, 21:56
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Mutated dogs and Michelle Rodriguez?
I raise you Acid spitting llamas and inbred hillbillies.
Barn of the Blood Llama
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162876/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Don't watch it, seriously, just don't.
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03-10-2013, 22:01
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Plan 9 from outer space.
It must have set a record for worst.
Second place: Big Bad Momma.
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03-10-2013, 22:02
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Quote:
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Alien vs Predator. Just awful
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AVP gets a special vote from me as well, not just because it sucked, but because it takes some serious talent to screw a movie like that up. I mean, you've got Aliens, and you've got Predators, and they're FIGHTING EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH.
How the hell do you manage to screw that up?????
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03-10-2013, 22:11
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All Highlander sequels.
All Starship Troopers sequels.
All Matrix sequels.
All Pirates of the Caribbean sequels. And the original. Eric
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03-10-2013, 22:11
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03-10-2013, 22:13
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Eric
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03-10-2013, 22:15
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Pitch Black.....
Then again, anything with Vin Diesel in it is horrible.....
BATMAN AND ROBIN is the #1 worst one for me though
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03-10-2013, 22:15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tsmo1066
AVP gets a special vote from me as well, not just because it sucked, but because it takes some serious talent to screw a movie like that up. I mean, you've got Aliens, and you've got Predators, and they're FIGHTING EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH.
How the hell do you manage to screw that up?????
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I do have to agree there.
While as just a sci-fi movie by itself, it was entertaining. When compared to what it Should have been, it angers me at its suckiness.
As you pointed out, you have 2 of the coolest space creatures ever put on film, and you can't make an all time great blockbuster out of it?!?!?
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03-10-2013, 22:29
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pointnopoint
Pitch Black.....
Then again, anything with Vin Diesel in it is horrible.....
BATMAN AND ROBIN is the #1 worst one for me though
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Seriously? Pitch Black? Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Anyway, I'd go with Domino, with Keira Knightly.
That or Day of the Dead 2: Contagium.
I'm like Jakestir, it really doesn't take much to entertain me with a movie - the film really needs to make a heroic effort to be crap.
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03-10-2013, 22:36
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For years, Cool World held the honor of being the worst movie I had seen. Possibly Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, as well. However, a month or two ago I watched, The Watch. That movie now has the honor of being #1.
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03-10-2013, 23:01
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1. The Master (with Joaquin Phoenix and Phillip S. Hoffman)
2. The Royal Tenenbaums
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03-10-2013, 23:01
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I guess none of you can remember Zardoz with Sean Connery. That movie sucks worse than any movie could ever suck.
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03-10-2013, 23:28
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The Room. It is so bad you have to keep watching just to see how much worse it can get. Trust me
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