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Old 02-18-2013, 07:43   #1
Mrs Glockrunner
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The Ex-Wife

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time
girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for an
upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench
watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks ...
"Honey, I've been thinking ... now that we are
married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting,
hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should
sell your guns and boat."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face!

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

Tim replies, "There for a minute you were
sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife?!!", she screams, "I didn't know you
were married before!!!"

Tim continues loading and responds, "I wasn't."
Today is the oldest you've ever been, yet the youngest you'll ever be, so enjoy this day while it lasts.
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Old 02-18-2013, 13:04   #2
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I was going to laugh. Then I thought to myself. This was one serious matter.
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Old 02-18-2013, 23:28   #3
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Lol, that's hilarious.
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