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Old 02-10-2013, 14:38   #1
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Reality shows that you never want to see on TV!

I thought this might be fun, so no haters please!

I never want to see a reality show depicting the day-to-day life of mall ninjas!

I remember back in the day when a certain GT member named Gecko45 had a lot to say on this subject!

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Old 02-10-2013, 14:49   #2
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Everythign currently ON TV now?
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Old 02-10-2013, 14:50   #3
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Old 02-10-2013, 15:18   #4
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Trailer park hair salons...

Cock-fighting clubs...

Any more pawn shops...
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Old 02-10-2013, 15:21   #5
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Trailer park hair salons...

Cock-fighting clubs...

Any more pawn shops...
I don't even want to know what your second choice is referring to, and besides isn't this supposed to be a family show!
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Old 02-10-2013, 15:28   #6
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I don't even want to know what your second choice is referring to, and besides isn't this supposed to be a family show!
I'm sure you were being sarcastic, but just in case...

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Old 02-10-2013, 15:30   #7
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I don't think we need another Real Housewives or Kardashian spin off.

Don't think one about a janitor at a peep show would be good either.
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I'm really, really surprised they haven't done one about armored bank trucks. I can imagine how horrible all the fake drama would be.

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Old 02-10-2013, 15:39   #9
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A reality show depicting Christopher Walken and Willem Defoe as BFFs, and you have to decide which one is weirder
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Old 02-10-2013, 15:42   #10
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I thought this might be fun, so no haters please!

I never want to see a reality show depicting the day-to-day life of mall ninjas!

I remember back in the day when a certain GT member named Gecko45 had a lot to say on this subject!

Best Wishes! Pecos Bill out.

Close enough, I think...

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A reality show depicting Christopher Walken and Willem Defoe as BFFs, and you have to decide which one is weirder
Willem Dafoe is actually a really nice guy... I worked in a movie he was in and he went out of his way to sign autographs and pose for pictures. Seemed very down to earth. Of course, some of his characters have been a bit creepy...
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any current reality shows, pawn shows, hgtv, cnn, cspan, etc.
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Old 02-10-2013, 15:46   #13
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The daily life of crackheads......... oh wait we already got that one






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Old 02-10-2013, 15:47   #14
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All my babys mamas.

Im so glad that one was canceled...
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Old 02-10-2013, 15:48   #15
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Old 02-10-2013, 15:49   #16
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Old 02-10-2013, 15:50   #17
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Willem Dafoe is actually a really nice guy... I worked in a movie he was in and he went out of his way to sign autographs and pose for pictures. Seemed very down to earth. Of course, some of his characters have been a bit creepy...
Hi Vart, I guess I've had Willem Defoe on my brain since watching Platoon last weekend. Seems like it took 100+ commie rounds to finally bring him down!
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I don't think we need another Real Housewives or Kardashian spin off.
"Real Housewives of xxxxx trailer park."


"Spend an intimate evening with Nancy Pelosi"
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Old 02-10-2013, 16:11   #19
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Redneck cousins going to family reunions to meet girls! Oh wait, that might just work. Never mind!
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The daily life of crackheads......... oh wait we already got that one
yeah. that and illegals. they call it "cops"
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Old 02-10-2013, 16:27   #21
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I want to see a reality show about the life of "assault rifles". Maybe it can show us why they are so evil, how they choose when to shoot randomly and at what. It would be cool to get some insight from the evil villain that is an AR-15!


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LOL. My first thought was something like this, but my show didn't have an awesome name like yours.

I did think of one about Haitian prostitutes called "The Deadliest Sn(rhymes with catch)."


The show would even have crabs in it.:eek:

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"Spend an intimate evening with Nancy Pelosi"
Holy crap! As sick as that is I actually might watch an episode or two. I know... call me a sick twisted b**tard.
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Whale wars. Like bachelor for fat chicks. Pick a skinny guy, give him a 30 day all you can eat pass to the local Golden Corral, and let the ladies loose.

For added benefit, at the start of the show, have them run off a cattle truck and have to navigate a rodeo chute/corral system as they introduce yhe contestants. Ofcourse, by name, and contestant # (weight)
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