We're Not The Only Ones
(This joke was sent to me from a friend in England.)
This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. The HMRC
has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered
one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question Do you have anyone dependent on you?
the man wrote:-
"2.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million crackheads,
4.4million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers,
90,000 criminals in over 85prisons
plus 649 self serving lying ponces in our Parliament and the entire European Commission".
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.
The man's response back to HMRC was "who did I miss out?".
Today is the oldest you've ever been, yet the youngest you'll ever be, so enjoy this day while it lasts.