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Old 02-03-2013, 18:34   #1
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Will somebody please

Send Hollywood some new ideas, ANOTHER Fast And Furious?

REALLY
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Old 02-03-2013, 18:52   #2
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Looking forward to it. The last one was awesome!
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Old 02-03-2013, 19:00   #3
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IDEA ! LUV THY TOAD..!
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Old 02-04-2013, 07:11   #4
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ok, so its like this...
this F&F has The Rock.
The Rock gives my wife a fevered case of screamin' thigh sweats.
She can't have The Rock. BUT, she can have me.
So, "yes", Hollywood can make it.
"Yes", we will watch it on "on demand".
"yes", I will score.

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Old 02-04-2013, 07:52   #5
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ok, so its like this...
this F&F has The Rock.
The Rock gives my wife a fevered case of screamin' thigh sweats.
She can't have The Rock. BUT, she can have me.
So, "yes", Hollywood can make it.
"Yes", we will watch it on "on demand".
"yes", I will score.

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I LOLed. This dood has a plan!
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Old 02-04-2013, 14:54   #6
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I'm a-thinkin' they ought to re-make The Magnificent Seven hippie socialist style.

Chris Adams, not dressed in black and played by Barbra Streisand, collects six volunteers fresh off the Sea Shephard. All males are gay, all females lesbiain, of course.

On the way to The Village, they stop along the way to protest the evil 1%, sign petitions to End Global Warming and pause to genuflect at the feet of The Obama. They arrive in The Village, where an evil oil company is subjugating the villagers by giving them jobs.

Adams (Barbra) convinces the villagers to quit their jobs and apply for food stamps and Medicaid. She then posts a 'Gun-free Zone' sign in the town square so the local drug-gang won't rob and kill the now-unemployed villagers and the seven ride off in Priuses.

Barbra reports to The Obama, receives a pat on the head and a Michelle Obama 'Angry Black Woman' T-shirt.
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Old 02-04-2013, 15:31   #7
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tous,
ol' buddy,
its "one pill every six hours".
Not the other way around.

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Old 02-04-2013, 15:53   #8
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You're sayin' it won't be a good movie, then?


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Old 02-04-2013, 15:55   #9
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tous,
ol' buddy,
its "one pill every six hours".
Not the other way around.

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Tous , I'd watch it ..........I see Fame !
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Old 02-04-2013, 15:57   #10
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well, the way you've 'updated' it,
it sounds kinda like "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert", just more progressive.

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Old 02-04-2013, 18:32   #11
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ok, so its like this...
this F&F has The Rock.
The Rock gives my wife a fevered case of screamin' thigh sweats.
She can't have The Rock. BUT, she can have me.
So, "yes", Hollywood can make it.
"Yes", we will watch it on "on demand".
"yes", I will score.

dan
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Old 02-04-2013, 18:34   #12
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I'm a-thinkin' they ought to re-make The Magnificent Seven hippie socialist style.

Chris Adams, not dressed in black and played by Barbra Streisand, collects six volunteers fresh off the Sea Shephard. All males are gay, all females lesbiain, of course.

On the way to The Village, they stop along the way to protest the evil 1%, sign petitions to End Global Warming and pause to genuflect at the feet of The Obama. They arrive in The Village, where an evil oil company is subjugating the villagers by giving them jobs.

Adams (Barbra) convinces the villagers to quit their jobs and apply for food stamps and Medicaid. She then posts a 'Gun-free Zone' sign in the town square so the local drug-gang won't rob and kill the now-unemployed villagers and the seven ride off in Priuses.

Barbra reports to The Obama, receives a pat on the head and a Michelle Obama 'Angry Black Woman' T-shirt.


AND THE SEVEN RIDE OFF IN PRIUSES.
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Old 02-04-2013, 20:08   #13
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TOUS ! That was the funniest thing I've read in years!

You Sir , have taken away my "fevered-mind" and I see LIGHT !

The BEST OF TOUS.! Hands down!
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For Tous and his magnificent posting:

:blazingsaddlesgovernor.jpeg:

Harumph! harumph!



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Give tha Govenah a "harumph"!
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Old 02-06-2013, 21:16   #16
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Tous-est , I'm seein "Leather Bound" , "Worldly if not Cosmos-ly distri-bue-shun"..! Down rite "SCRIPTURE".!

AND THENnnnnnnnnnn..............! There was , the one , the only , book of all book-ethes!

"TOUS-EST.".Word..! !

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I loved the last one,I'm kinda sweet on hot Israeli chicks.Ziva ect.'08.
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