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Old 01-31-2013, 08:22   #1
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Don't you do it!

Oh you can think about it, but don't do it. Don't ever get shampoo in your eyes, I just did and it don't feel real good, do you know what I am saying
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:36   #2
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Several years ago, in an early morning, groggy, just-woken-up state, I picked up a little bottle of gun oil from my desk (that was almost exactly like a visene bottle) and efficiently put one drop in each eye.

Oh, the humanity...
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:43   #3
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Several years ago, in an early morning, groggy, just-woken-up state, I picked up a little bottle of gun oil from my desk (that was almost exactly like a visene bottle) and efficiently put one drop in each eye.

Oh, the humanity...
Oh my that hurt just reading about it my friend
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:46   #4
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Okie you need baby shampoo
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:59   #5
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Okie you need baby shampoo
I'm good my friend, I haven't done that since I was a pup
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:43   #6
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I agree Mr. Mayor. It doesn't happen to me often but when it does, oh boy! tom.
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Oh you can think about it, but don't do it. Don't ever get shampoo in your eyes, I just did and it don't feel real good, do you know what I am saying
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Feels the same as seeing pictures of Nancy Pelosi!
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Feels the same as seeing naked pictures of Nancy Pelosi!
FIxed it for you
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:51   #10
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For the longest time last year I went through a period where I always got shampoo in my eyes. I I blame my shampoo I was using at that time

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FIxed it for you
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:05   #12
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Needing shampoo assumes that you have enough hair on your head to need it.

<--- has gotten shampoo in eyes
<--- cursed like a sailor
<--- cried like a baby
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:16   #13
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Okie you need baby shampoo
That doesn't work either. I've gotten it in my son's eyes and "No more tears" my behind.
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FIxed it for you
Oh dear lord, seeing nekkid pictures of THAT would be like pouring Glacial Acetic Acid into your eyes!
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Old 02-01-2013, 00:21   #15
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Several years ago, in an early morning, groggy, just-woken-up state, I picked up a little bottle of gun oil from my desk (that was almost exactly like a visene bottle) and efficiently put one drop in each eye.

Oh, the humanity...
I think I posted the story of my morning mixup. It was a bit of confusion over which was the 1/2 gallon of apple juice and which was the pine-sol. NO I didn't try to mop the floor with apple juice.
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Shave it and save. I can make a shampoo bottle last about a year.
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I thought for sure we were in for a Buford T. Justice speech here okie! I was disappointed.
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Old 02-01-2013, 00:56   #18
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Anyone ever put that contact solution that has the red label on the dropper saying DONT PUT IN EYES? Mother of god!!! That brought me to my knees..... lightning bolts erupted from my eye sockets.
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Feels the same as seeing pictures of Nancy Pelosi!
It certainly does my friend
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I thought for sure we were in for a Buford T. Justice speech here okie! I was disappointed.
I'm sorry to disappoint you my friend
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