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Old 05-04-2013, 19:26   #126
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How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw


A Chinese man worked hard and saved up 10,000 dollars. He took it to an investment firm who put his money in the stock market.
The next month the Chinese man came back pissed off, demanding to know why the value of his stocks were going down.
"Fluctuations" The stockbroker said.
"**** you white people too!" The Chinese man said and walked out.
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Old 05-04-2013, 20:18   #127
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If your wife can shoot, clean, butcher, cook and serve squirrel, but doesn't know who to spell the word, squirrel, you might be redneck.
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Old 05-04-2013, 20:27   #128
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You might be a redneck if you ever moved from one trailer house to another using a stocktrailer that wasn't cleaned out first.
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Old 05-04-2013, 21:20   #129
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Did you explain to her that a redneck trophy wife comes with bowling shoes?
Mine came with two shotguns and 106 acres of hunting land.
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Old 05-04-2013, 21:24   #130
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You might be a redneck if you ever moved from one trailer house to another using a stocktrailer that wasn't cleaned out first.
I did that moving from one apartment to another. Does that count?
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Old 05-04-2013, 21:43   #131
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I think this country is far too hung up on who's a redneck, who's black, who's gay, who's a woman, ect. I personally would like to go back to the days when America was a "melting pot". That concept as all but died in our hyper partisan, P.C., world.

By the way, I haven't really heard any good jokes lately so I enjoyed reading what's been posted. Thanks.
You mean, like the Danny Bonaduce transvestite prostitute incident in 1991?
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