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Old 01-22-2013, 19:08   #101
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You have to live in a warm climate, store them in the cabinet, take them out on a summer day. No jelly fat on them then.

Then you get some white bread, slather it with Miracle whip, put a few on it and squeeze it in your fist like a giant crushing a rock.

Then shove it in your mouth, MMM MM MMM!
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Old 01-22-2013, 19:35   #102
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Lol drain. I guess it's a southern Thang?

I cut them in half, lay then on a loaf slathered in mayo, sprinkle some Tabasco sauce and make a sandwich out of them.

Yum.
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Old 01-22-2013, 20:14   #103
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Oh yeah cutting them in half is a good idea too, it's been awhile
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Old 01-22-2013, 20:16   #104
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When I was about 10 we took a road trip from Georgia to Arizona. We ate spam and pineapple sandwiches at roadside tables every day for lunch. It was great!
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Old 01-22-2013, 20:29   #105
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When we were young, we were told they were "monkey peters". Sure kept us from eating them.
My dad always told me they were puppy peters.
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Old 01-22-2013, 20:45   #106
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This + SPAM + Pork & Beans = Rulz the world.
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Old 01-22-2013, 22:13   #107
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Fast food joints haven't always existed. Spam, Vienna sausage, potted meat, sardines, cheese, and crackers were the fast food of my youth. I still enjoy them as an occasional snack.
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Old 01-23-2013, 00:56   #108
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so tell me, those of you that are too good to eat potted meat, spam, or vienna sausages what exactly do you plan on eating while you're hunkering down during the next natural disaster, zombie uprising, or other eotwawki scenario?

on a side note, when you're forced to leave your bottled water behind what are you going to do after 3 weeks of drinking from fetid puddles and rancid water sources?what are you gonna do when your filtration straws wear out?
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:26   #109
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:47   #110
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so tell me, those of you that are too good to eat potted meat, spam, or vienna sausages what exactly do you plan on eating while you're hunkering down during the next natural disaster, zombie uprising, or other eotwawki scenario?

on a side note, when you're forced to leave your bottled water behind what are you going to do after 3 weeks of drinking from fetid puddles and rancid water sources?what are you gonna do when your filtration straws wear out?
No use eating stuff that would make a dog puke until you have to.
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:59   #111
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No use eating stuff that would make a dog puke until you have to.
yeah there's also no use ever firing a gun until you have to either. all that practice stuff is for the birds right?
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Old 01-23-2013, 03:54   #112
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My father used to drive around a lot for his business. When I was a child, in the summer, I used to go with him.

Every day for lunch, we had vienna sausages, yellow cheese, and saltines for lunch in the car. He called it a "Jungle Lunch."

It was one of the finest times in my life.

All the basic food groups. Salt, fat and cholestoral, with a food dye for dessert!
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:28   #113
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I enjoy Vienna sausages on white bread, slathered in yellow mustard. Sometimes I'll drain the can and let them soak in Franks red hot with vinegar. Sardines and fish fillets in Louisiana hot sauce. Deviled ham is also delicious.

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Old 01-23-2013, 07:34   #114
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They remind me of hunting with my dad when i was a kid. We lived on Vi-A-nees, Spam, horse c***(summer sausage), cheese, crackers, and coffee for a week or so at a time.
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Old 01-23-2013, 07:38   #115
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well, all this talk about haute cusine

made me hungry. Just got back from town, and now Vi-ennies come in bourbon/bbq sauce! got one to try and it is much better than the standard bbq sauce can.
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Old 01-23-2013, 09:22   #116
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so tell me, those of you that are too good to eat potted meat, spam, or vienna sausages what exactly do you plan on eating while you're hunkering down during the next natural disaster, zombie uprising, or other eotwawki scenario?

on a side note, when you're forced to leave your bottled water behind what are you going to do after 3 weeks of drinking from fetid puddles and rancid water sources?what are you gonna do when your filtration straws wear out?
As an avid backpacker, I am quite proficient at spending weeks without running water and refrigeration, all while eating pretty damn good food. But, if my life depended on it, Iím sure Iíd chow down on just about anything and love it. Until that time, Iíll stick to better tasting food without the nitrates and slime


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yeah there's also no use ever firing a gun until you have to either. all that practice stuff is for the birds right?
Practice? You open the can, put the discusting crap in your mouth, chew and swallow. Iím fairly certain the skill set Iíve developed eating fresh food will transfer over fairly well to canned meat products.
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Old 01-23-2013, 09:58   #117
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yeah there's also no use ever firing a gun until you have to either. all that practice stuff is for the birds right?
Shooting is a perishable skill. Eating is not. When I'm hungry enough, I'll eat the anus out of a horse. Raw.

But until then, I'd prefer something better. However, just like fat chicks, sometimes you gotta go hoggin' to be reminded how bad certain things are.
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Old 01-23-2013, 10:29   #118
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I mix a good cornbread batter, put in the sausage and deep fry. When I was trapping in the mid-west, I put them on muskrat floats....worked good...
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Shooting is a perishable skill. Eating is not. When I'm hungry enough, I'll eat the anus out of a horse. Raw.

But until then, I'd prefer something better. However, just like fat chicks, sometimes you gotta go hoggin' to be reminded how bad certain things are.


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Old 01-23-2013, 19:45   #120
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:09   #121
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This thread made me eat some last night.
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And still you are alive? Lucky, better buy a lottery ticket today while the Force is still with you.
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:20   #123
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Old 01-24-2013, 15:31   #124
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Great late night deer camp snacks. Sardines too.
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Old 01-24-2013, 15:53   #125
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The chicken version is better than the original but I'm good with them all. Shelf-stable, filling and in a sturdy can. Then again, I eat tuna for lunch most days...
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