[Drain You]

You have to live in a warm climate, store them in the cabinet, take them out on a summer day. No jelly fat on them then.

Then you get some white bread, slather it with Miracle whip, put a few on it and squeeze it in your fist like a giant crushing a rock.

Then shove it in your mouth, MMM MM MMM!

[cgjane]

Lol drain. I guess it's a southern Thang?

I cut them in half, lay then on a loaf slathered in mayo, sprinkle some Tabasco sauce and make a sandwich out of them.

Yum.

[Drain You]

Oh yeah cutting them in half is a good idea too, it's been awhile

[gwalchmai]

When I was about 10 we took a road trip from Georgia to Arizona. We ate spam and pineapple sandwiches at roadside tables every day for lunch. It was great!

[Woofie]

Originally Posted by GLWyandotte

When we were young, we were told they were "monkey peters". Sure kept us from eating them.

My dad always told me they were puppy peters.

[johnny00]

This + SPAM + Pork & Beans = Rulz the world.

[napp32]

Fast food joints haven't always existed. Spam, Vienna sausage, potted meat, sardines, cheese, and crackers were the fast food of my youth. I still enjoy them as an occasional snack.

[BEER]

so tell me, those of you that are too good to eat potted meat, spam, or vienna sausages what exactly do you plan on eating while you're hunkering down during the next natural disaster, zombie uprising, or other eotwawki scenario?

on a side note, when you're forced to leave your bottled water behind what are you going to do after 3 weeks of drinking from fetid puddles and rancid water sources?what are you gonna do when your filtration straws wear out?

[Camu Mahubah]

Originally Posted by jakebrake

they make kick ass catfish bait.

post of the decade

[czsmithGT]

Originally Posted by BEER

so tell me, those of you that are too good to eat potted meat, spam, or vienna sausages what exactly do you plan on eating while you're hunkering down during the next natural disaster, zombie uprising, or other eotwawki scenario?

on a side note, when you're forced to leave your bottled water behind what are you going to do after 3 weeks of drinking from fetid puddles and rancid water sources?what are you gonna do when your filtration straws wear out?

No use eating stuff that would make a dog puke until you have to.

[BEER]

Originally Posted by czsmithGT

No use eating stuff that would make a dog puke until you have to.

yeah there's also no use ever firing a gun until you have to either. all that practice stuff is for the birds right?

[clancy]

Originally Posted by jtull7

My father used to drive around a lot for his business. When I was a child, in the summer, I used to go with him.

Every day for lunch, we had vienna sausages, yellow cheese, and saltines for lunch in the car. He called it a "Jungle Lunch."

It was one of the finest times in my life.

All the basic food groups. Salt, fat and cholestoral, with a food dye for dessert!

[JohnnyReb]

I enjoy Vienna sausages on white bread, slathered in yellow mustard. Sometimes I'll drain the can and let them soak in Franks red hot with vinegar. Sardines and fish fillets in Louisiana hot sauce. Deviled ham is also delicious.

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[Travclem]

They remind me of hunting with my dad when i was a kid. We lived on Vi-A-nees, Spam, horse c***(summer sausage), cheese, crackers, and coffee for a week or so at a time.

[oldcop1971]

made me hungry. Just got back from town, and now Vi-ennies come in bourbon/bbq sauce! got one to try and it is much better than the standard bbq sauce can.

[HarlDane]

Originally Posted by BEER

so tell me, those of you that are too good to eat potted meat, spam, or vienna sausages what exactly do you plan on eating while you're hunkering down during the next natural disaster, zombie uprising, or other eotwawki scenario?

on a side note, when you're forced to leave your bottled water behind what are you going to do after 3 weeks of drinking from fetid puddles and rancid water sources?what are you gonna do when your filtration straws wear out?

As an avid backpacker, I am quite proficient at spending weeks without running water and refrigeration, all while eating pretty damn good food. But, if my life depended on it, I’m sure I’d chow down on just about anything and love it. Until that time, I’ll stick to better tasting food without the nitrates and slime

Originally Posted by BEER

yeah there's also no use ever firing a gun until you have to either. all that practice stuff is for the birds right?

Practice? You open the can, put the discusting crap in your mouth, chew and swallow. I’m fairly certain the skill set I’ve developed eating fresh food will transfer over fairly well to canned meat products.

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by BEER

yeah there's also no use ever firing a gun until you have to either. all that practice stuff is for the birds right?

Shooting is a perishable skill. Eating is not. When I'm hungry enough, I'll eat the anus out of a horse. Raw.

But until then, I'd prefer something better. However, just like fat chicks, sometimes you gotta go hoggin' to be reminded how bad certain things are.

[superhornet]

I mix a good cornbread batter, put in the sausage and deep fry. When I was trapping in the mid-west, I put them on muskrat floats....worked good...

[GLWyandotte]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

Shooting is a perishable skill. Eating is not. When I'm hungry enough, I'll eat the anus out of a horse. Raw.

But until then, I'd prefer something better. However, just like fat chicks, sometimes you gotta go hoggin' to be reminded how bad certain things are.

Not one, but TWO amazing sig lines in the same post!

[RoyHinkley]

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[JohnnyReb]

This thread made me eat some last night.

[czsmithGT]

Originally Posted by JohnnyReb

This thread made me eat some last night.

And still you are alive? Lucky, better buy a lottery ticket today while the Force is still with you.

[Cream Soda Kid]

Originally Posted by *ASH*

now thats a cool story , got any pics ?

No, wish I did.

[nostalgiaguy]

Great late night deer camp snacks. Sardines too.

[Kevin108]

The chicken version is better than the original but I'm good with them all. Shelf-stable, filling and in a sturdy can. Then again, I eat tuna for lunch most days...