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Old 01-15-2013, 18:02   #1
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A priest, a rabbi and Dinky walk into a bar ...

The bartender looks at them and says,
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Old 01-15-2013, 18:54   #2
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Old 01-15-2013, 19:03   #3
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Why the long face?
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Old 01-15-2013, 19:58   #4
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And the bartender says:

To the priest; Think puberty at least.......!

To the rabbi: How,s that collection of sheets with holes in it ?

To Dinky: No , we don't serve milk with prostitutes !
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:38   #5
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Which one of you is taking care of the duck this week.
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Old 01-16-2013, 16:50   #6
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Which one of you is taking care of the duck this week.
It's Dinky's turn, so all drinks are put on his bill.

Dinky's, not the duck's.

By the way, the duck's name is Bill.
Dinky's name isn't Bill.
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Old 01-16-2013, 22:31   #7
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So.... a baby seal walked into a club...
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A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Give me a beer and a mop.”
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Old 01-16-2013, 23:23   #10
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What did Dinky do that makes him need a priest and rabbi?
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A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
lucky guy, hope it was filled.
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