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01-15-2013, 17:02
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GET A ROPE!
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A priest, a rabbi and Dinky walk into a bar ...
The bartender looks at them and says,
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01-15-2013, 17:54
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Brew Crew
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So nobody's paying? 
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01-15-2013, 18:03
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10MM WOOOOOOT
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: southwest Pa.
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Why the long face?
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Somewhere there are Brownings in a two-hand hold ---
Cocked and locked, one up the spout
There's nothing for it but to sit and wait
For the hard men to get me out
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01-15-2013, 18:58
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
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And the bartender says:
To the priest; Think puberty at least.......! 
To the rabbi: How,s that collection of sheets with holes in it ? 
To Dinky: No , we don't serve milk with prostitutes ! 
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01-16-2013, 03:38
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disturbd deputy
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: SW Virginia
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Which one of you is taking care of the duck this week.
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01-16-2013, 15:50
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GET A ROPE!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullman
Which one of you is taking care of the duck this week.
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It's Dinky's turn, so all drinks are put on his bill.
Dinky's, not the duck's.
By the way, the duck's name is Bill.
Dinky's name isn't Bill.
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casing: what sausage goes in
case: what bullets go in
2.9979E10 cm/sec -- it's not just a good idea; it's the law
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01-16-2013, 21:31
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Anti-Obama
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Rope & Chains
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So.... a baby seal walked into a club...
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01-16-2013, 21:33
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Anti-Obama
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A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
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01-16-2013, 21:37
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Anti-Obama
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Give me a beer and a mop.”
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01-16-2013, 22:23
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'nuff said
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NKY/Cincinnati area
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What did Dinky do that makes him need a priest and rabbi? 
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A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be - Albert Einstein
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01-16-2013, 22:38
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disturbd deputy
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: SW Virginia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
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lucky guy, hope it was filled.
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