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Old 01-16-2013, 07:28   #1
Mrs Glockrunner
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USA Map

A father wanted to read a magazine but was
being bothered by his little girl. She wanted to
know what the United States looked like.

Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine
on which was printed the map of the country.
Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to her
and said, “Go into the other room and see if you
can put this together.”

After a few minutes, she returned and handed
him the map, correctly fitted and taped together.
The father was surprised and asked how she
had finished so quickly.

“Oh,” she said, “on the other side of the paper is
a picture of Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back
where He belonged, then our country just came
together.”

Sooo........ When we get Jesus back where He
Belongs-- Our country will come together.

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Old 01-17-2013, 14:54   #2
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A father wanted to read a magazine but was
being bothered by his little girl. She wanted to
know what the United States looked like.

Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine
on which was printed the map of the country.
Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to her
and said, “Go into the other room and see if you
can put this together.”

After a few minutes, she returned and handed
him the map, correctly fitted and taped together.
The father was surprised and asked how she
had finished so quickly.

“Oh,” she said, “on the other side of the paper is
a picture of Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back
where He belonged, then our country just came
together.”

Sooo........ When we get Jesus back where He
Belongs-- Our country will come together.

AMEN, sister!
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