I've also heard of LEO/EMS from cities with metro systems holding hands of victims trapped under trains. And knowing that as soon as the train car is moved, the victim is going to bleed out and die.
Sounds like he has nothing left but be a monkey's uncle. It's not like he's got a monkey's manhood left.
And thank YOU for being perfect, all the time, every time. Go forth and reproduce. We need more of you.