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Old 01-10-2013, 09:53   #101
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I must admit that I'm completely in touch with my feminine side.


I got "in touch with my feminine side" once.


It got a restraining order against me.
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Old 01-10-2013, 10:41   #102
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I got "in touch with my feminine side" once.


It got a restraining order against me.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:08   #103
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Just show up to work in a mini skirt every now and them. Problem solved.
Did you note the Kilt reference on the first page. He already goes to work in a mini skirt.


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Wait - where is that from???? Dangit if I don't know that face and some epic disaster thread or something here or elsewhere.



As far as this thread, I'm LOL'ing at the "you gotta sue" people. I'm betting they are the same ones that have said, "You know, it's THEIR company - they can fire whomever they want for whatever they want!" just 10 days ago. Never let integrity get in the way of your personal outrage, I always say.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:13   #104
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Did you note the Kilt reference on the first page. He already goes to work in a mini skirt.
Damn... missed that.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:45   #105
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It sounds more like they were tactfully telling you that you're a creeper.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:52   #107
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discussing Intimidating.

Your post is intimating. But they are close.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:53   #108
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I got "in touch with my feminine side" once.


It got a restraining order against me.



That is funny. I like it.
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Old 01-10-2013, 14:00   #109
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Old 01-10-2013, 14:01   #110
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I like manly men. Bonus points for wearing a kilt! (Do you wear it to work?)
Yup! Except when I have to read meters... scared to many people.
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Old 01-10-2013, 14:03   #111
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I like the 'turnabout is fair play' approach suggested early in this thread.

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Old 01-10-2013, 14:05   #112
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"I speak with confidence and a deep solid resonating voice (what my woman tells me)"

I'm just some old retired guy who used to work for the state, but a liberal college environment is no place to use the phrase "my woman" - it brands you as a sexist, etc, etc, male chauvinist pig in this modern age we live in.

I wouldn't even recommend singing the Temptations song 'My Girl' at work.

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Well.... I guess I am a chauvinistic pig then. I don't cotton to political correctness and don't use hyphen American terminology dictated by the PC movement, so this may be the issue. I was raised a lot different and using PC speak only seems to create an even more hostile environment in that is infringes on ones ability to speak honestly.
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Old 01-10-2013, 14:07   #113
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She was short, fat and ugly. If she were hot, I would have been all over it like white on rice.
You got something against brown rice?!
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Old 01-10-2013, 14:11   #114
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It sounds more like they were tactfully telling you that you're a creeper.
yep...
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Old 01-10-2013, 14:57   #115
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No offense, I'm sure you're purty and all, but you don't sound like my kinda nurse.....


I had a couple of male nurses when I was in hospital. Dang they were good. Very professional and when your entire left side is crushed. (toes,knee, femur, ribs, shoulder, humerous, radius, teeth.....) its VERY comforting to have a 6'3" 260 lb guy holding you when you attempt to stand (on one foot) for first time in two months. They could have 3 of those 5'3" 90 lb nurses. I refused until Tony was available. He was not needed but I KNEW I couldn't get hurt/hurt anyone if things went bad.
Some issues you have with massive meds, injury you can talk to another guy easier then a female.

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I realized I had not had a "woody" in weeks. Now some might suggest a female nurse would stroke me to be sure......RIGHT. The male nurse went over why meds likely were reason, brought it up to Dr. (there were good/bad times when I could communicate/zombie) Dr. ordered tests to make sure nothing was damaged, reduced meds, told me to let him know if things started working. Very little embarassment.
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Old 01-10-2013, 15:16   #116
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I'm a veteran AND an oriental.
I thought rugs were oriental and people were Asian?
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Old 01-10-2013, 16:11   #117
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I thought rugs were oriental and people were Asian?
As a neutral party, I prefer the term Oriental. I've always thought it unfair that Orientals have a monopoly on the term Asian. What about middle easterners and Russians, why can't they be Asians too?
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Old 01-10-2013, 17:23   #118
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Old 01-10-2013, 18:54   #119
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As a neutral party, I prefer the term Oriental. I've always thought it unfair that Orientals have a monopoly on the term Asian. What about middle easterners and Russians, why can't they be Asians too?
Excellent point sir. I guess they can be though.
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Old 01-10-2013, 20:04   #120
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Excellent point sir. I guess they can be though.
And Mexicans and Canadians? Part of North America. Call em Americans.
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Old 01-10-2013, 20:22   #121
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At least Australians have it sorted out
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Old 01-10-2013, 20:36   #122
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Old 01-10-2013, 20:43   #123
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In Texas, we could refer to Floridians as orientals, 'cause they're East of us.

Maybe the person meant aggressive, but chose the wrong word because they were intimidated by your aggressiveness?
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Old 01-10-2013, 20:44   #124
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Welcome to reality. You have to work with/get along with folks at work... co-workers and of course supervisors, etc. And... if you can't, then you are likely to be history. Adapt or find another job.
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Old 01-10-2013, 20:48   #125
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