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Old 12-22-2012, 19:33   #126
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Old 12-22-2012, 19:36   #127
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So you want to send Cops proof you were speeding... In order to report someone else speeding...

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That's what I was trying to get him to say, but apparently it didn't fit his super-citizen fantasy.
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Old 12-22-2012, 19:38   #128
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Would you care to render a professional opinion on "accidentally" throwing something at a car?
I will. Every time I'm in traffic, and I see someone texting, I get so pissed I just wanna throw my 40 oz at them!
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Old 12-22-2012, 19:41   #129
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Would you care to render a professional opinion on "accidentally" throwing something at a car?
It's a crime in my state, and in most others as well.

2 quick areas in my state laws-

Under littering, there is a subdivision on " throwing/depositing injurious/harmful object in roadway/at a motor vehicle.

There is also- Criminal Damage To Property,
and of course Disorderly Conduct can apply as will.


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Old 12-22-2012, 19:43   #130
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Nope, I would not have pulled into your driveway. Just would have had a pic of your plate and a GPS of your speed. You already admitted you were wrong. That's all.
So you're going to send the cops a picture of YOUR GPS screen showing YOU speeding? Not to mention the whole thing would be your word against his even with said pictures.

Also, the geniuses talking about throwing trashcans and balls at speeders, and putting boards with nails in the road, are the ones who are going to be doing some explaining to the cops, especially if someone crashes because of it.

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Old 12-22-2012, 19:45   #131
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It's a crime in my state, and in most others as well.

2 quick areas in my state laws-

Under littering, there is a subdivision on " throwing/depositing injurious/harmful object in roadway/at a motor vehicle.

There is also- Criminal Damage To Property,
and of course Disorderly Conduct can apply as will.


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Now see, here I thought the popo would just roll up and thank the thrower for slowing down a speeder and then go do a felony stop on that guy going 4.2 MPH over the limit.

You learn something new every day.

Seriously though? No commendation letter from the Chief even? Damn.
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Old 12-22-2012, 19:46   #132
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That's what I was trying to get him to say, but apparently it didn't fit his super-citizen fantasy.
Some people never get over the "run and tell the teacher" thing.

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Old 12-22-2012, 19:51   #133
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Srsly ocifer, I was speeding while dicking around with my camera and GPS so I could bring this guy who was speeding to justice! Arrest that man!
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Old 12-22-2012, 19:56   #134
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Did you ask him about his speed detection equipment??? was he wearing his hat????
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Old 12-22-2012, 20:00   #135
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Did you ask him about his speed detection equipment??? was he wearing his hat????
oh snap, that m-effer was not wearing a damn hat! I cannot believe I missed a detail like that. he never even splained what his probably cause was.
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Old 12-22-2012, 20:08   #136
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You're kidding of course. And still running DOS? Seriously though, be in front of me and I can take a pic of you and your speed. I'm just living in the modern world.
I would call for backup just to have a witness. No one would believe me.
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Old 12-22-2012, 20:17   #137
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Old 12-22-2012, 20:18   #138
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I would call for backup just to have a witness. No one would believe me.
I've worked plenty of calls where people have wrecked while playing with their toys while driving, they don't get much sympathy. Someone like him would get straight up laughed at.
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Old 12-22-2012, 20:28   #139
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I've worked plenty of calls where people have wrecked while playing with their toys while driving, they don't get much sympathy. Someone like him would get straight up laughed at.
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It is the natural order of things for lesser creatures to evolve into less lesser ones. From Maul Ninjuh to Interwebz Ninjuh to Jeap Ninjuh....I shudder to think what comes next.
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Old 12-22-2012, 21:39   #141
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So you want to send Cops proof you were speeding... In order to report someone else speeding...

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besides this, when enough people start getting upset over "speeding" or "stop sign runners"....well, that is when we go there and start paying attention to that little area (that means writing tickets)

...it never fails that one of the people who wanted us there (or a spouse, child, sibling....) gets caught up in it.

Oh well.
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Old 12-22-2012, 22:05   #142
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Old 12-23-2012, 00:57   #143
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This is a pretty funny thread.

Back a while ago me and my girlfriend were driving up in the mountains (no cell reception) and we pulled into a little scenic pull off with a couple of picnic tables along a mountain stream. The area was gravel off of the asphalt road, so I was going extremely slowly as my car is very low and I didn't want to throw rocks and chip my paint.

There was this guy at one of the tables that had two kids playing about 30 yards away, in the river. He comes over to me screaming (roof is off my car) about how I was going too fast and endangering his kids. There was a row of huge boulders separating the edge of the pull-off from the bank that there is no way my car could have even gone over. I tell him his kids aren't even close and that I wasn't even doing 5 mph. This really made him ecstatic, and my girlfriend started getting nervous so without saying anything more to him we just pulled out.

This idiot left his kids playing in the river (probably about 7 and 10 years old) and began chasing me down in his huge chrome wheeled H2 Hummer. It was a very twisty road, and the fun really began when I started to go faster and faster to see how long he could keep up with me. When we got to about 55 mph he finally almost hit into a hillside (river was on the other side of the road) and spun out on the gravel. It was actually kind of fun in a sadistic sort of way; watching him think that he could somehow keep up with my vette on a twisty mountain road in an H2 Hummer.

Here is a pic of the river and road. The place where we pulled off didn't have the large drop towards the river, and it was further away blocked from the pull-off by large rocks.

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Old 12-23-2012, 22:34   #146
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You got his plates. Now go bang his wife.
Now that is the right idea.
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:51   #147
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takes a special person to do something like this...or a mall ninja that decided to attempt at being a BA.
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I agree. We live in a small sub-division with only one way in or out. If someone (usually young) is speeding and I'm outside, I just roll a garbage can into the street in front of them. Once is usually enough. When all our kids were young we used to get turfed a lot because we live on a corner and it was the "fun" thing to do. I would wait until twilight and anchor boards with nails facing up almost every night one Summer. We never got turfed again although one asshat had to have his car towed after all his tires were flat.

I can't get back to your post, but I think you said you were speeding over the limit. You were in the wrong and should accept any Barney Fife's "citizens arrest".

I think you'd feel pretty stupid when you have to replace your trash can, pick up your now scattered refuse, and get a ticket. Because I'm pretty sure your trash can is a lesser race than my steel bumper.
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Old 12-24-2012, 12:36   #149
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...it never fails that one of the people who wanted us there (or a spouse, child, sibling....) gets caught up in it.
This..........every single time. And it's always funny.........
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Old 12-24-2012, 14:30   #150
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I was on my way home and admittedly probably going a little fast, turned onto my next to last road and this Jeep is up my ass.....

I do not get bent about road manners much so I just ignore it, get to final turn and he is UP my ass, cannot even see his headlights.

Mind you; I drive a 3/4 ton diesel with a big ass bumper, I slow to almost a stop and turn onto my street, he is giving me a colonoscopy at this point, I pull over and slam on brakes and roll down window. This is a pretty rural area, I lean out the window and say "Is there an issue here?". I have a revolver and cell phone in hands.


This little retard starts yelling "I saw you speeding down my road dammit!!!" "I got your plates!!!"

I calmly say "are you a Law Enforcement Officer?" "what if I am", OK, so you are not, turn around and go home. "NO!, I saw you speeding!".

"Why don't you get out of your Jeep and come to my truck window and talk about this?" "NO!" "I got yo plates!"

OK, I have yours too, get out and say what you have to say or turn your ass around and go home.

"NO!" "I am turning you in for speeding!"

Great, I have 911 dialing right now, what's your name?

"You are calling the cops?"

Yep. Now turn around and go HOME jackass.

"I seen you, I seen your truck and plates, you're a SPEEDER!"

whips a u turn and goes home.

what kind of special retard is this?
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Last week I was in traffic and out of the corner of my eye I heard some long honking followed by a stream of invectives directed at some hapless soul. I observed that the initiator of all this trash talk was probably in his late sixties. The culprit appeared to be less than half his age. I thought to myself, "It's been a long time since that guy had his butt kicked." Which made me come up with this silly equation:

TT= BK (+T-M +or- V)

"Trash Talking is directly proportional to the amount of time and distance, less Memory, from one's last Butt-Kicking."

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