Hi! This is Wilford Brimely...
No. I know that one.
“Hopefully with this book I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors.”
“First off the retarded don't rule the night, they don't rule it, nobody does.”
“They don't run in packs. While they may not be as strong as apes, Don't lock eyes with them don't do it, it puts them on edge. It might put them into berserker mode and they'll come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows”
“You may be screaming no no no, but all they hear is 'who wants cake?'”
“That's it for the celebration, I guess the most important thing to remember is they're just like you and me.”