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Old 11-25-2012, 22:23   #151
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Nevermore - you're a little skinny dude right? You get mixed up with a woman like that we'd have to tie a tag line to your ankle and secure it to the bedpost.
Just imagining the gravity well of that planetoid is giving me a migraine!
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Just imagining the gravity well of that planetoid is giving me a migraine!
She has a couple of skinny white dudes in orbit.
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She has a couple of skinny white dudes in her flabby folds.
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She has a couple of skinny white dudes in orbit.
There but for the grace of god (and a few hundred miles) go I!
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I'm on my iPad right now but I see a photoshop of Felix jumping from 120,000 feet and the earth is replaced by this chick.
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Old 11-25-2012, 22:42   #158
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Gee, we never thought of that, why I bet if you read the entire thread that idea was never mentioned

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Like a blend of low tide, BO and marijuana smoke





Lets hope this epic thread doesn't get ruined by the two chest thumpers......
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Lets hope this epic thread doesn't get ruined by the two chest thumpers......
Depends who's chest they're thumping....
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Easily the greatest thread ever.. the commentary is hilarious guys! Can't wait to hear what happens with this theft!!
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And old rib sauce.

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Old 11-26-2012, 00:11   #164
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epic thread needs more pics.

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Nobody has said they'd "hit it" yet... Come on guys, we all know someone out there is thinking they would... :whistling :

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Why do fat black girls think they are hotWhen in fact they are pigs, see it all the time at my store
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Why do fat black girls think they are hotWhen in fact they are pigs, see it all the time at my store
The honest answer is: The same reason why fat white chics and skanky black chics and crack hos think they are hot.

They have a fun box between their legs which is MOSTLY unaffected by body weight. Lots of men only want to screw and nothing else.

Those women have an asset that men want to make deposits into.
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