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Old 11-21-2012, 06:59   #1
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All In How You See It

An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain
is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and it's
obvious, by the silence, that they don't get along.

After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters:
"I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer replies: "Oooooh, no like Chinese?
Why dat?"

Pilot says"Your people bombed Pearl Harbor.
That's why I don't like Chinese."

1st officer says"Nooooo, noooo, Chinese not bomb
Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese."

Pilot says"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it
doesn't matter, you're all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First
Officer says: "No like Jews."

"Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

1st officer says"Jews sink Titanic."

"The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

1st officer says "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg,
Spielberg; no mattah ... all da same."
Today is the oldest you've ever been, yet the youngest you'll ever be, so enjoy this day while it lasts.
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Old 11-21-2012, 23:47   #2
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