A few years ago I was replacing the tachometer sending unit on my '85 Peterbilt. It has two small wires with eyelets attached with two very small nuts.
I grabbed a little wrench and the nuts, slid under the truck on a creeper, put the wires on and couldn't find the nuts. I was getting irritated because I just had 'em, and now they're lost.
It was when I opened my mouth to let some cuss words fly... That I realized they were...
In my mouth.
"If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin', you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick." -Clint Smith