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Old 11-28-2012, 21:56   #251
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Don't worry, the bull urine was enough.
No, he really needs to refill that gallon jug.
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Old 11-30-2012, 17:09   #252
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You have to meet one of the following criteria to lose your "noob" status on GT:

1) Hit 20,000+ posts
2) Have over 5 years of posting under your belt
3) Post drunk at least once in a manner that results in something you said becoming a GT "Micro-meme"
4) Spill your guts over a personal relationship that has no business being on the internet and ask the GT brain-trust for their advise on the matter (you get extra credit for this if you whine in such a manner as to completely lay waste to any semblence of manhood you once had)
5) Go on at least three different incoherent rants that are so outlandish as to make even folks like PeaceWarrior scratch their heads
6) Carry out some form of dark ritual or quest that involves carrying concealed at WalMart or Taco Bell

There are more ways that I am sure some of the GT old-timers would be willing to share!

OMG you have no idea how many times I've seen the threads that relate to # 4 You almost feel like taking up a collection to buy the guy a new man card.
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Old 11-30-2012, 17:17   #253
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OMG you have no idea how many times I've seen the threads that relate to # 4 You almost feel like taking up a collection to buy the guy a new man card.
I hear you. They are entertaining, though, in that "Train wreck in slow motion" sort of way.

There's nothing quite like a good "My GF just cleaned out my bank account, slept with every member of my immediate family and poisoned my dog - what should I do?" thread!
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Old 11-30-2012, 17:45   #254
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Hey! That was me!
I remember that, you were hot too!
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Old 11-30-2012, 20:01   #255
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OMG you have no idea how many times I've seen the threads that relate to # 4 You almost feel like taking up a collection to buy the guy a new man card.
Thank you!! I don't remember where I heard it but truer words were never spoken, "I air my dirty laundry on a line, not ONLINE!".
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Old 12-01-2012, 15:07   #256
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I remember that, you were hot too!


I'm about 50 pounds thinner these days. It was taken at a good angle.
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