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Old 11-14-2012, 09:37   #1
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Biology exam

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
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Old 11-14-2012, 22:58   #2
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another fake midterm from a chain email!
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Old 11-15-2012, 13:02   #3
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another fake midterm from a chain email!
Did you see the forum it was posted in? The OP didn't try to pass it as a true story, it's a joke. Lighten up Francis.
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Old 11-15-2012, 21:22   #4
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"Lighten up Francis" Ha!!!
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