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11-12-2012, 21:58
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#201
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NRA Life Member
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Good god there's a lot of responses to this post!
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11-12-2012, 21:58
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#202
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Incompetent
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Did you see her monkey?
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11-12-2012, 21:59
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#203
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Platinum Membership
Fear no evil.
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Amarillo, Tx
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That, also, is in the bad first date thread....
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11-12-2012, 22:40
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#204
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Join Date: May 2007
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Gee does she own a Glock.
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11-13-2012, 04:10
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#205
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Liberal Bane
Join Date: May 2005
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11-13-2012, 06:26
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#206
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Lifetime Membership
A Nice Prick
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Southwest Missouri
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurodriver
Truth - ask guys here what their preferred method for getting rid of a guy their daughter is dating that they don't like.
They invite him to dinner and talk about how much they like him!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angry Fist
No, we usually bang their mom instead.
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11-13-2012, 07:17
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#207
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Humble, TX
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Back to the scooter!
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11-13-2012, 07:42
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#208
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: West-Central, OH
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umm, thats why you wear sunglasses... 
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11-13-2012, 08:26
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#209
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Incompetent
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Best I've felt since the election.
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"So ronery..."
Last edited by Hamilton Burger; 11-13-2012 at 08:27..
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11-13-2012, 08:44
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#210
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: West Palm Beach,FL
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The dad punched you cause you crunched his wet dream of a threesome with you and his hot wife.... You're such a kockblocker dude....
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11-13-2012, 12:13
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#211
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Lone Star State
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Originally Posted by ithaca_deerslayer
I don't think GT can handle this conversation, but what exactly is the difference between finding you attractive and wanting to have his way with you? They are both the same thing 
How lewd the guy appears is probably inversely related to your attraction to him.
Now of course I know there is this sophisticated, polite, pretense that attractiveness is just artistic appreciation and not wild throw down.
But deep inside a man (and maybe a woman too), whether a president, governor, or general, there lurks the heart of lewdness. |
I think you've summed it up nicely with this and said it closer to what I was thinking but even then I don't want a man I find attractive looking at me with his tongue out and drool coming off of it. I don't want to be made to feel like a piece of meat by the way a guy looks at me. It's nice to think the entire package is appreciated and not just the physical appearance.
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11-13-2012, 13:02
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Use Linux!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Land of Idiots and Libtards
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Well... they do say stupid hurts!
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Thick skin... a must in a free society.
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11-13-2012, 14:39
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#213
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CLM Number 263
GTDS #88
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Out There
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurodriver
God, sometimes after pulling up on my bike ladies are giving ME that look!
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Glock is a peasants weapon made for the masses. 1911's are for people that know better.
This Yeager piece of **** is a coward! He should have been
hung for his ****ing actions that got good men killed.
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11-13-2012, 17:54
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#214
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Location: Colorado
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So, if we're talking messed up teef, is there a Bravia involved?
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11-13-2012, 18:12
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#215
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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the wife and I are in PBG having dinner, she will let you do alot more than look if the $$$ is right
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11-13-2012, 18:20
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY, USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Foxterriermom
It's nice to think the entire package is appreciated and not just the physical appearance.
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Ah yes, fine wine, a moonlit walk along the beach, gentle hand holding, and talk of the future together
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11-13-2012, 18:36
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#217
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BUBBA ARMY
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Phoenix, Az.
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Originally Posted by MAJ
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Is that fnalman?
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11-13-2012, 21:31
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Member
Join Date: May 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RedNine
That sounds like a hundred different stupid commercials for beer and body spray. So, what did you really get punched for?
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Real story is' He was checking out her brother and got jacked by the dad... lol
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11-13-2012, 22:52
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Washington State
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ulose2
Real story is' He was checking out her brother and got jacked by the dad... lol
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And the hits just keep coming.
Sorry couldn't resist.
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11-13-2012, 23:13
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#220
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
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Tags for this thread "don't punch me bro, girly men, homosexual drama"
There sure is a lot of hate for ED here. I have always viewed his posts as similar to the stories a drunk guy tells at the bar. Who cares if it is true if it is entertaining?
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11-14-2012, 07:42
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#221
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: MO
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First mistake was not peeing on dad to exude your dominance....rookie.
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11-14-2012, 08:56
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Senior Member
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Location: S FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MAJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by adaman04
First mistake was not peeing on dad to exude your dominance....rookie.
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I never talked to anyone who had to fire their gun who said "I wished I had the smaller gun and fewer rounds with me" Just because you find a hundred people who agree with you on the internet does not mean you're right.
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11-14-2012, 09:29
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#223
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Everybody Lies
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Mid Nebraska
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Idiot
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11-14-2012, 09:52
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#224
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Anti-Obama
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Rope & Chains
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If I got punched in the face by an old man,
after getting run off the road by an older driver,
after involving city hall in repeated disputes with an older neighbor-lady,
I might realize I had a problem and seek guidance.
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11-14-2012, 09:55
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#225
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CLM Number 122
Why so serious?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: NRA Life Member
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