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Old 11-11-2012, 11:08   #101
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Got punched in the mouth today!!!

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Old 11-11-2012, 11:09   #102
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LOL you guys are harsh

I thought tugging while driving was illegal?
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Old 11-11-2012, 11:10   #103
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Old 11-11-2012, 11:20   #104
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So I'm out of town in Palm beach gardens visiting a friend I went to his girlfriends house for dinner with their family. It was him, his girl, her sister and the two girls parents along with me.

Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!

So after dinner we were talking and I got the vibe that they were trying to set me up with the sister.

That's cool. She's hot too. So I'm game to see where it goes.

Well to not prolong this, mom was bending over showing the girlfriend a yoga pose. Beyond the mom, the sister was in a mini skirt and lotioning up her legs!

Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??

Honest- I said the first thing that came to my mind. I wasn't even thinking.

"I wasn't checking out your wife I swear! I was checking out Natalie!"

Bam.

I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...

Time to drink. I will update on if the girl likes me or not.


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Old 11-11-2012, 11:25   #105
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Sorry ED. I smell this post to be all out BS, made up, etc.

and I don't even jump on the "let's hate ED bandwagon".
I agree. This guy must sit around in his Mom's basement thinking up new stories to post on GT. Unfortunately, we keep opening his threads and responding to them.
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Old 11-11-2012, 11:39   #106
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The real story: The father was wearing skinny jeans and the mother punched him in the mouth.
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Old 11-11-2012, 11:40   #107
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I bet the old lady paid the guy to give ED the beat down.
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Old 11-11-2012, 11:49   #108
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What he left out was the family are really Asian midgets. The old man back flipped across the room, kicked him in the sack and then punched him in the mouth as he doubled over in pain.
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What he left out was the family are really Asian midgets. The old man back flipped across the room, kicked him in the sack and then punched him in the mouth as he doubled over in pain.
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Old 11-11-2012, 12:10   #111
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Seriously... EnormousDrama lives in South FL. How in the HELL has a gigantic D-bag like him survived in SoFL this long without getting shot????

It's not like it's even that difficult to get yourself shot down there...

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Old 11-11-2012, 12:33   #112
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You should have hit him back, he assaulted you, and it's your right to do so. At minimum, you should have called the police and filed charges, make his life a living hell. I'm amazed at all the people celebrating your assault, nice to know that the self defense community backs each other up. There is no justification for assaulting someone under these circumstances, it's not like you kicked in the door when one of the women were in the bathroom. They do that stuff in front of you, THEY want you to see it.
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You should have hit him back, he assaulted you, and it's your right to do so. At minimum, you should have called the police and filed charges, make his life a living hell. I'm amazed at all the people celebrating your assault, nice to know that the self defense community backs each other up. There is no justification for assaulting someone under these circumstances, it's not like you kicked in the door when one of the women were in the bathroom. They do that stuff in front of you, THEY want you to see it.
You have led a sheltered life if you think he didn't have it coming. There isn't a jury in the world that would convict, given what precipitated the punching. You'd probably be hard-pressed to find a DA who would even file.
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Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:

The Okie Corral
I have no idea why, but every time I scroll this thread and see that, I laugh.
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Old 11-11-2012, 12:54   #115
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you should have hit him back, he assaulted you, and it's your right to do so. At minimum, you should have called the police and filed charges, make his life a living hell. I'm amazed at all the people celebrating your assault, nice to know that the self defense community backs each other up. There is no justification for assaulting someone under these circumstances, it's not like you kicked in the door when one of the women were in the bathroom. They do that stuff in front of you, they want you to see it.
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Old 11-11-2012, 13:03   #116
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Old 11-11-2012, 13:08   #117
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Old 11-11-2012, 13:08   #118
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You have led a sheltered life if you think he didn't have it coming. There isn't a jury in the world that would convict, given what precipitated the punching. You'd probably be hard-pressed to find a DA who would even file.
Fine, the next time someone looks at your wife/girlfriend, punch them and see what happens. According to you, it's all good, so why not?
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Old 11-11-2012, 14:06   #119
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You didn't see the punch coming? Way to go, Slow.
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For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.

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So I'm out of town in Palm beach gardens visiting a friend I went to his girlfriends house for dinner with their family. It was him, his girl, her sister and the two girls parents along with me.

Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!

So after dinner we were talking and I got the vibe that they were trying to set me up with the sister.

That's cool. She's hot too. So I'm game to see where it goes.

Well to not prolong this, mom was bending over showing the girlfriend a yoga pose. Beyond the mom, the sister was in a mini skirt and lotioning up her legs!

Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??

Honest- I said the first thing that came to my mind. I wasn't even thinking.

"I wasn't checking out your wife I swear! I was checking out Natalie!"

Bam.

I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...

Time to drink. I will update on if the girl likes me or not.


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You have led a sheltered life if you think he didn't have it coming. There isn't a jury in the world that would convict, given what precipitated the punching. You'd probably be hard-pressed to find a DA who would even file.
Jury? really?
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We should have a contest to guess just who masquerades as ED. He's too good to be real. JLB, Walter, Tommy? Maybe even Eric.
No way it's Walter. Walter, as gruff as he was, was pretty intelligent. I'm not sure he'd have the capability to act as stupid as ED.
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