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11-01-2012, 17:00
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: 8,000 feet.
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Halloween suspect descriptions
Are my favorite.
We hooked a guy dressed as a cow on a warrant, had a male dressed as Princess Leia urinating from a balcony, a fight between a different cow and a blue caterpillar. 
Anyone else have any good run ins?
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11-01-2012, 17:30
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NRA LIFE MEMBER
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We had a call go out that Barack Obama had just stolen a case of beer from a Mapco and was headed north in a black Kia Rio. He was not caught. Of course, the news wouldn't have reported it even if he was. 
(Ok, I condensed the actual verbiage of the call, but you get the idea.)
Sent with Probably Cause and Irrisputable Proof.
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11-01-2012, 17:34
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BOOSH
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: "Great" Lakes State
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Got a slutty nurse and her sister, a slutty fairy for possession of cannabis and parapernalia last night, and for 55 in a 35. That was kinda fun, and I made sure my mic was off the SECOND they were secured...
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11-01-2012, 18:05
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Shower Time!
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: USA
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Arrested Superman passed out on the ground with his face ~1" away from a huge dog steamer.
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11-02-2012, 08:05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by collim1
Arrested Superman passed out on the ground with his face ~1" away from a huge dog steamer.
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Had coffee out the nose on that one...
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11-04-2012, 15:15
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No Infidels!
Join Date: Oct 2005
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I got a cheerleader who had no business wearing the costume. Some of our other guys got Freddy Kruger, a female Joker, and the typical assortment of others
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11-04-2012, 16:39
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CanIhaveGasCash
a male dressed as Princess Leia urinating from a balcony
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That's a great costume, what did you arrest him for?
And what did he use for the balcony for his costume? 
Randy
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11-04-2012, 16:39
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Quote:
Originally Posted by collim1
Arrested Superman passed out on the ground with his face ~1" away from a huge dog steamer.
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I guess Superman didn't possess a super sense of smell....
Randy
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11-04-2012, 20:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by collim1
Arrested Superman passed out on the ground with his face ~1" away from a huge dog steamer.
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Did the jello shots he had been slamming have traces of kryptonite in them?
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Have the G22 (x2), G23, G27.....want the G17, G23, G24, G35 (do I need to mention the G25 and G28?)
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11-04-2012, 23:18
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Xtra CoCheese
Join Date: Jan 2000
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I got dispatched to a local sports complex (having a huge dance party) for an intoxicated male fighting with security.... suspect is dressed like a big taco. Before I could reply someone cut in and said "hard or soft shell".
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The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu... THAT scared them off...
Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.
Last edited by GumbyDammit; 11-04-2012 at 23:19..
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