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Old 11-07-2012, 08:16   #1
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Fortune Teller

A woman visited a psychic of some local repute.
In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot
cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader
delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way
to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to
be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death
this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's
lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then
down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths
to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice
and asked, "Will I get away with it?"
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Old 11-07-2012, 08:20   #2
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Old 11-07-2012, 09:15   #3
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:20   #5
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