In 2003 I moved from the St. Louis, Missouri area to Florida. While in Florida, the Rays reached the World Series for the first time and the Marlins won the World Series.
Florida also won the College Football and Basketball championships.
So I then move to North Carolina. During my stay there, UNC won the NCAA Basketball tournament. The next year it was Duke's turn.
That's not all. In 2010 I move back to Missouri. So the Cardinals decide to win the World Series in 2011.
I should be worth good money to a sports team.