[Mrs Glockrunner]

A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini.
Before drinking it, he removed the olive and
carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered
another martini and did the same thing. After an
hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was
full of olives, he staggered out.

“Well,” said a customer, “I never saw anything as
peculiar as that!”

“What’s so peculiar about it?” the bartender said.
“His wife sent him out for a jar of olives.”

[robin303]

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