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Old 10-04-2012, 13:30   #1
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat?




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Old 10-04-2012, 13:59   #2
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Old 10-04-2012, 14:08   #3
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Old 10-04-2012, 14:17   #5
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Klinton, like Obama, you hate him, but unlike Obama, he's a lot of fun.

BTW, Rusty - good post!

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Old 10-04-2012, 14:30   #6
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Old 10-04-2012, 14:35   #7
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Old 10-04-2012, 15:13   #8
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Actually, you don't tell her at all ...

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Old 10-04-2012, 16:05   #9
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And you don't tell the joke around the house......
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Old 10-04-2012, 16:08   #10
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And you don't tell the joke around the house......
I just did, she laughed. The wife, not the girlfriend
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Old 10-04-2012, 16:10   #11
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Old 10-04-2012, 16:24   #12
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Old 10-04-2012, 16:37   #13
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Oh man, it's a meme! Inappropriate timing bill clinton HAHA

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Old 10-04-2012, 17:04   #14
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Old 10-04-2012, 17:22   #15
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Old 10-04-2012, 22:29   #17
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Anyone know what this picture is actually from? What is really going on here?
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Old 10-04-2012, 23:43   #18
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Anyone know what this picture is actually from? What is really going on here?
The explanation and other funny ones are here. The captions are not GT friendly, fair warning.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/inappr...g-bill-clinton
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Old 10-04-2012, 23:52   #19
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Old 10-05-2012, 17:30   #21
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat?

When even Clinton won't do her?
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Old 10-05-2012, 17:59   #22
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Old 10-05-2012, 19:08   #23
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Old 10-05-2012, 20:14   #24
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Old 10-05-2012, 21:29   #25
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Actually, you don't tell her at all ...
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