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10-04-2012, 13:30
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Anti-Federalist
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat?
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If you don't pay taxes, you shouldn't vote.
"A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it's called a tax reform"
When Obama raises your boss's taxes, and you lose your job, how does that make you better off?
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10-04-2012, 13:59
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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10-04-2012, 14:08
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Platinum Membership
Fear no evil.
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Amarillo, Tx
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Dear diary,
Today I was an opinionated ******* on teh internets. It was cool.
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Hey dirtbag -- really great gig you got there -- ever do anything productive in your life??
-dksck
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10-04-2012, 14:08
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NRA Member
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Location: Texas
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10-04-2012, 14:17
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Lead Membership
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Klinton, like Obama, you hate him, but unlike Obama, he's a lot of fun.
BTW, Rusty - good post! 
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I'll submit to an audited open-records background check the same day Obama does.
Last edited by gwalchmai; 10-04-2012 at 14:18..
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10-04-2012, 14:30
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CLM Number 185
Federal Member
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Location: Beaumont,Texas
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"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs." 
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10-04-2012, 14:35
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Ohio
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NRA Life Member
CCW License Holder
My goal is to survive. Whatever the problem might be.
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10-04-2012, 15:13
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Enjoy the Ride
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ft. Worth TX
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Actually, you don't tell her at all ... 
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They'd created a vast, permanently unemployed underclass, dependent upon the Republic's stupendous welfare machine for its very existence, and in so doing, they'd sown the seeds of their own destruction. No one could place two-thirds of a world's population on the Dole and keep them there forever without the entire system crashing . . . but how in hell did one get them off the Dole? -David Weber
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10-04-2012, 16:05
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Gold Membership
Directiv 10-289
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Location: Missouri, East of KC
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And you don't tell the joke around the house......
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"I am wracked with such hearty guffaws that in addition to rolling to and fro on the floor, my posterior has separated itself from my body."
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10-04-2012, 16:08
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Platinum Membership
Fear no evil.
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Location: Amarillo, Tx
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DustyJacket
And you don't tell the joke around the house......
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I just did, she laughed. The wife, not the girlfriend 
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Dear diary,
Today I was an opinionated ******* on teh internets. It was cool.
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Hey dirtbag -- really great gig you got there -- ever do anything productive in your life??
-dksck
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10-04-2012, 16:10
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CLM Number 221
Am Yisrael Chai
Join Date: Jan 2007
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 That's a good one.
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“After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.” - William S. Burroughs
"Nothing we're gonna do is going to fundamentally alter or eliminate the possibility of another mass shooting or guarantee that [our gun ban legislation] will bring gun deaths down..." - VPOTUS Joe Biden
"The object in quitting the Union was not to destroy, but to save the principles of the Constitution." - Alexander Stephens
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10-04-2012, 16:24
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Senior Member
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10-04-2012, 16:37
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Senior Member
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Location: TEXAS
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Oh man, it's a meme! Inappropriate timing bill clinton HAHA
The best ones... can't be posted here, google!
Last edited by hpracing007; 10-04-2012 at 16:37..
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10-04-2012, 17:04
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Senior Member
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Location: Bremen, GA
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LOL. thats awesome
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10-04-2012, 17:22
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Brew Crew
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10-04-2012, 21:28
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Senior Member
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Location: WI
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Time to turn out the lights.
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10-04-2012, 22:29
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Senior Member
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Location: Kansas
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Originally Posted by OctoberRust
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Anyone know what this picture is actually from? What is really going on here?
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10-04-2012, 23:43
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy W
Anyone know what this picture is actually from? What is really going on here?
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The explanation and other funny ones are here. The captions are not GT friendly, fair warning.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/inappr...g-bill-clinton
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10-04-2012, 23:52
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.... you put a whole new shine on the word overkill. "When you need it, and don't have it.... you sing a different tune."- M. Gross
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10-05-2012, 16:25
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Senior Member
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Her bathtub has stretch marks.
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The United States already has a national gun policy. It's called the Second Amendment.
The NRA is my union.
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10-05-2012, 17:30
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: CA, just outside the United States
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OctoberRust
How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat?
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When even Clinton won't do her? 
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The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency.
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10-05-2012, 17:59
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aka hand banana
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There are 9,726 listings for "Upgrayedd". Please deposit $2,000 to begin connection.
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10-05-2012, 19:08
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Tactical Cat
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Thank you 
I needed that
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Sent from a Komatsu on a big pile of dirt.
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10-05-2012, 20:14
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THE BRIGADE
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: nc
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when you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
when she cuts herself she bleeds gravy
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10-05-2012, 21:29
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Senior Member
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Location: Orlando, FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aircarver
Actually, you don't tell her at all ... |
What if she asks?
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