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Old 10-03-2012, 15:51   #1
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Girls and fathers

And so it begins...

Got a report my daughter is running around kissing and tickling some boy named Jonah on the playground. She's 5. Color me unhappy.
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Old 10-03-2012, 15:58   #2
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Well you should go down to the playground and stomp in little rear into the ground, or so says many a father on here.
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Old 10-03-2012, 15:58   #3
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I feel your pain. My 4 year-old is starry-eyed over a kid named "Gunny." I've got 2 girls. I'm hosed.
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Old 10-03-2012, 16:13   #4
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I've got 4 daughters. 2 in their teens and 2 11 week old identical twins. I speak from experience when I tell you that you're in for a wild ride.
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Old 10-03-2012, 16:18   #5
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Both of my 3 year old twin boys already check out the ladies and comment on how pretty they are. Their job, as they grow older, will be to protect their 5 year old sister. Lucky for me, she is the shy one.
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:25   #6
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Been there...

Few weeks ago I posted something similar.

Several pages here that basically says.....DONT WORRY, ITS NORMAL!!!

Good luck!
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:27   #7
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If it were a boy tickling girls there'd be a lawsuit but since it's the other way around? Meh, not so much.

Thankfully your daughter sounds normal. Don't eff it up.
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:33   #8
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You should invite the boy over while cleaning your guns and have a talk with him.
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:37   #9
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And so it begins...

Got a report my daughter is running around kissing and tickling some boy named Jonah on the playground. She's 5. Color me unhappy.
Just be happy she wasn't arrested then expelled for inappropriate touching or had a lawsuit filed for sexual harassment.
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:40   #10
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I posted in jest. I have the 5 year old and another about 4 years younger. Yep...I'm hosed too.😳
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:43   #11
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I feel your pain. My 4 year-old is starry-eyed over a kid named "Gunny." I've got 2 girls. I'm hosed.
6 and 10 here. Totally hosed.
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:45   #12
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So happy I have 2 boys.

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Let me know how that works out for you when you're old and need someone to wipe your ass.
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Two girls, 22 and 19, yes you are in for a wild ride! But enjoy, It will be over before you realize.
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Old 10-03-2012, 18:19   #15
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Invite the boy over for a beer and have a man to man chat with him.
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Old 10-03-2012, 18:22   #16
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Let me know how that works out for you when you're old and need someone to wipe your ass.
LOL... I'm hoping mine finish me off when I get to this stage.
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Let me know how that works out for you when you're old and need someone to wipe your ass.

Hopefully by the time I need an ass-wiping I won't give a toot if I have a full pant load.
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And so it begins...

Got a report my daughter is running around kissing and tickling some boy named Jonah on the playground. She's 5. Color me unhappy.
My friend, prepare yourself for a decade and one half more of the same with higher stakes. I say this as a father of a 16yo tall blonde.

Stock up on your sleep.
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LOL at least you haven't walked in on them standing buck naked in the basement playing doctor.....yet.
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:00   #21
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You should invite the boy over while cleaning your guns and have a talk with him.
Everybody jokes about this, but I actually did it when my youngest daughter was about 14. Didn't plan it; it just worked out. She came home from school with this "guy" while I was cleaning my stainless GP-100. I swear, the kid never took his eyes off the gun. When I was done and reloaded it, my daughter asked me why I had to put bullets in it. Because, I told her, otherwise it doesn't work.
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:24   #22
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Two boys. (32 and 16)
Two girls. (31 and 21)

When my youngest daughter was 5, she kissed a boy (that lives up the street) on the cheek.

The boy's Mom came to our house, ranting about the 'issue'.
My wife told her to go home and worry about something 'important'.

Her 'more important issue' came about, when her daughter (15) ran away (for 3 months) and came home, pregnant, by a 30 year old.
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I have heard it said a few times that boys create problems in other people's homes, and girls bring their problems home with them.

Sounds logical.
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Old 10-04-2012, 08:40   #24
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Could be worse at least it's not a little girl named Jane she's kissing and touching
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Old 10-04-2012, 08:43   #25
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My 2-year-old went on his first date last weekend to "Sesame Street Live." They had chapperones though (me, my wife, and the girl's mother).

It went well until she tried to take his stuffed pig. He loves that pig.
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