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Old 10-03-2012, 14:13   #26
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Jesus looks like a chick with a beard in that pic. Makes you wonder what type of "Personal Relationship" the artist imagines having with the Christ Character.

Jesus does look pretty feminine in that picture.

I guess the religious folk love a girly-boy?

Me personally, I'll take Odin, or if I'm going to go feminine, give me a hot asian chick that rides tigers with lasers on their foreheads.
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Old 10-03-2012, 14:20   #27
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Jesus does look pretty feminine in that picture.

I guess the religious folk love a girly-boy?

Me personally, I'll take Odin, or if I'm going to go feminine, give me a hot asian chick that rides tigers with lasers on their foreheads.
I like this one...
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Old 10-03-2012, 15:29   #28
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You guys are starting to piss Joe Pesci off with your blasphemy.
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Old 10-03-2012, 16:14   #29
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You guys are starting to piss Joe Pesci off with your blasphemy.
You are interpreting the scripture wrong. Joe clearly states that he has a problem with "Blasting Me", not "Blasphemy". He doesn't like people shooting at him.
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Old 10-03-2012, 16:26   #30
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You make a compelling argument. I will now change my religious views accordingly.
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:12   #31
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While she rides the bear, all of her angles ride baby elephants

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I think we just need to make the elephant bigger with poisons tusks, and mount a machine gun on it for her angels to fire, until they get off and go to town with giant swords.
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:14   #32
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and she also has a submissive lesbian lover who is somehow related to Abraham.
granted her submissive is still kick ass.
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:48   #33
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You can be saved at my church

The Church of Immaculate Deception

For the low low price of 49.95 I gaurantee you a seat at the right hand of God. And if after death you end up anywhere else you get a full refund.

I also have a special for the month of October. For 19.95 you can purchase indulgences, good for 1 year from date of purchase, go forth and sin with a grin safe in the knowledge that you are forgiven in advance.

edit to add ; paypal accepted
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:58   #34
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I like this one...
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What religion is she? I'm converted.... I promise baby, I'll never sin another day in my life!
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:59   #35
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I think we just need to make the elephant bigger with poisons tusks, and mount a machine gun on it for her angels to fire, until they get off and go to town with giant swords.

would the poison tusks have like, Hemlock for poison? Or?....
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What religion is she? I'm converted.... I promise baby, I'll never sin another day in my life!
That blood is that of the non sinners. My kind of girl.
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Old 10-03-2012, 20:31   #37
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That blood is that of the non sinners. My kind of girl.

Well then! I'm a sinner!
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Old 10-04-2012, 17:11   #38
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
But, the religious zealots of various faiths, including Christianity, don't really believe in the freedom to define and pursue one's own happiness. Not content to live by their vision of what they believe to be the divine rules of life, they must constantly chide, harangue, condemn and mock those with a different world view. Especially if those others seem to be having more fun.
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Old 10-04-2012, 22:28   #39
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What religion is she? I'm converted.... I promise baby, I'll never sin another day in my life!
It's Red Sonya. She's the goddess of the "Get outta my way or I'll stab ya bunches." Religion.
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Old 10-05-2012, 13:20   #40
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It's Red Sonya. She's the goddess of the "Get outta my way or I'll stab ya bunches." Religion.

Man, when I get home from work I need to google her. Maybe even take "safe search" off.
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Old 10-05-2012, 18:20   #41
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Ah! I see you like to quote the bible too.

Here, let me quote some from the real bible, the bible of Odin!

"All those who oppose us, we shall crush their skulls in, and drink mead from it!" - Odin

or do you prefer christian mythology?

"If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell." Matthew 5:29

Yes dude! Body mutilation rocks! I'll start cutting some of my body parts off so I can make it into heaven...

....Wait, how is that supposed to....... nevermind..... I'll just go with the hot asian chick on the tiger with laser beams off their forehead n stuff. It's a cooler story that doesn't try to encourage me to mutilate myself.

I still think Odin could beat up Jesus and his father though.

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Funniest damn thing I've seen in a while.

Right now the apologists are going to try to spin it so that Jesus just allowed Odin to nail him to the cross to fulfill prophesy and forgive our sins...

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Old 10-05-2012, 21:45   #42
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That's funny since so many American Christians think that Jesus... a middle eastern jew looks like this...
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I have to admit... he's got awesome highlights.
Holy crap, are you saying he looked like a swarthy middle eastern? I like my Savior to look like me. Durka Durka
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Old 10-05-2012, 23:10   #43
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Holy crap, are you saying he looked like a swarthy middle eastern? I like my Savior to look like me. Durka Durka
You laugh. You'd be AMAZED how many christians think that if Christ existed he looked like a white guy with blue eyes and dirty blonde hair...

Wait! Jesus is Roadhouse!
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Old 10-06-2012, 00:05   #44
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Ah! I see you like to quote the bible too.

Here, let me quote some from the real bible, the bible of Odin!

"All those who oppose us, we shall crush their skulls in, and drink mead from it!" - Odin

or do you prefer christian mythology?

"If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell." Matthew 5:29

Yes dude! Body mutilation rocks! I'll start cutting some of my body parts off so I can make it into heaven...

....Wait, how is that supposed to....... nevermind..... I'll just go with the hot asian chick on the tiger with laser beams off their forehead n stuff. It's a cooler story that doesn't try to encourage me to mutilate myself.

I still think Odin could beat up Jesus and his father though.

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To be fair, Odin did sacrifice an eye, as a pledge and for a drink from Mimir's well.
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You laugh. You'd be AMAZED how many christians think that if Christ existed he looked like a white guy with blue eyes and dirty blonde hair...

Wait! Jesus is Roadhouse!
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I think Dalton could take Jesus. He beat Terry Funk and nobody beats a Funk.
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:22   #46
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I think Dalton could take Jesus. He beat Terry Funk and nobody beats a Funk.
True story.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:57   #47
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To the OP I suggest just getting a pet monkey. You can rub it in his face how you're so much more evolved than he is, it'll make you feel great. You should get along nicely.
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Old 10-06-2012, 18:26   #48
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To the OP I suggest just getting a pet monkey. You can rub it in his face how you're so much more evolved than he is, it'll make you feel great. You should get along nicely.
You can always tell who has nothing useful to contribute to an argument. They insult the guy on the other side.

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Old 10-06-2012, 18:41   #49
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Funniest damn thing I've seen in a while.

Right now the apologists are going to try to spin it so that Jesus just allowed Odin to nail him to the cross to fulfill prophesy and forgive our sins...

Randy

When it comes to Odin, anyone who crosses paths with him ends up apologizing, and begging for their lives after. Just ask the Vikings.
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Old 10-06-2012, 18:42   #50
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To the OP I suggest just getting a pet monkey. You can rub it in his face how you're so much more evolved than he is, it'll make you feel great. You should get along nicely.

Well, speaking of evolution. I have two dogs, they sure do resemble wolves very closely - especially my German Shepherd! We couldn't have possibly done any selective breeding, could we have?
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