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Old 10-23-2014, 19:38   #1
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There once was an Indian who only had one testicle

There once was an Indian
who had only one testicle

And whose given name was
'Onestone'.

He hated that name and
asked everyone not to call him Onestone

After years and years of
torment,

Onestone finally cracked
and said,'
If anyone calls me Onestone
again I will kill them!'

The word got around and
nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman
named Blue
Bird forgot and said,

'Good morning,
Onestone.'

He jumped up, grabbed her
and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day
and all night.

He made love to her all the
next day,

Until Blue Bird died from
exhaustion.

The word got around that
Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one
dared call him by his given name until

A woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

Yellow Bird, who
was Blue Bird's cousin,

Was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone.

She hugged him and said,
'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took
her deep into the forest,

Then he made love to her
all day,

Made love to her all
night,

Made love to her all the
next day,

Made love to her all the
next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
die!


Why ???




OH, come on... Take a guess!!!
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You can't kill
Two Birds
With One Stone!!!
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Old 10-23-2014, 20:08   #2
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Old 10-23-2014, 20:13   #3
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wait, slurpee or casino?
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Old 10-23-2014, 21:36   #4
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That's almost as bad as the tribe of Native Americans breast cancer survivors in Indiana. They had a large group of them together for a Susan G. Koman function.

They were the Indian Nipple-less Five Hundred.
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Old 10-23-2014, 21:54   #5
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Indian boy: father, how do Indians get their name?

Father: well, when your sister was born, I looked out of the tee-pee and saw a shooting star, so I named her shooting star. why do you ask two dogs ****ing?
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Old 10-24-2014, 01:33   #6
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Old 10-24-2014, 03:10   #7
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wait, slurpee or casino?
Slurpee or Teepee isn't it?

Have a great gun carryin' Kenpo day

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Old 10-24-2014, 07:39   #8
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That is a good one.
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Old 10-25-2014, 00:22   #9
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A fellow driving through deep Arizona came upon an Indian hitchhiking. The Indian got into the truck and rode along quietly for several hours. There was a bag sitting between them and after a long time, the Indian asked the driver...."what's in the bag?"

The driver said "it's a bottle of wine...... I got it for my wife!"

There was a short pause and the Indian replied, "Good trade!"
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