GlockTalk.com
Home Forums Classifieds Blogs Today's Posts Search Social Groups



  
SIGN-UP
Notices

Glock Talk
Welcome To The Glock Talk Forums.

 
  
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-29-2012, 01:38   #881
GumbyDammit
Xtra CoCheese
 
GumbyDammit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Not nearly close enough to Fiji
Posts: 3,807
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPDSNYPR View Post
To me, that's a kid still.

I'm old.
Yeah, maybe we should have a "how old are you" thread to out all the old bastards.
__________________
The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu... THAT scared them off...

Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.
GumbyDammit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2012, 07:12   #882
SPDSNYPR
Zippy's Friend.
 
SPDSNYPR's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: OK, USA
Posts: 6,940
Quote:
Originally Posted by GumbyDammit View Post
Yeah, maybe we should have a "how old are you" thread to out all the old bastards.
__________________
Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only matched by your zest for Kung Fu treachery!" - Black Dynamite
SPDSNYPR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2012, 11:18   #883
lawman800
Juris Glocktor
 
lawman800's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Out the frying pan & into the fire!
Posts: 37,520
Blog Entries: 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by GumbyDammit View Post
Yeah, maybe we should have a "how old are you" thread to out all the old bastards.
I'm busy that week... getting my new walker fitted.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueiron:
I've said it before and I'll say it here: they'd look better with lividity.
lawman800 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2012, 11:40   #884
Horror
Polizei
 
Horror's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Germany
Posts: 7,218
Send a message via ICQ to Horror
I ate so much Pasta, I had to lay down for two hours.

unable to move, like a python who just ate a deer.
__________________
Everything will be okay in the end. If its not okay, its not the end.
Horror is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2012, 12:03   #885
lawman800
Juris Glocktor
 
lawman800's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Out the frying pan & into the fire!
Posts: 37,520
Blog Entries: 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by Horror View Post
I ate so much Pasta, I had to lay down for two hours.

unable to move, like a python who just ate a deer.
I know how you feel. I have been eating for two weeks straight, celebrating my birthday with various friends and family, who are all doing it separately for some reason... so far... lobsters, duck, filet mignon, sushi, sashimi, lasagna, today is going to be more lobster and sashimi, followed by lots of ribs and filet and I don't want to think about tomorrow... couldn't even move last night.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueiron:
I've said it before and I'll say it here: they'd look better with lividity.
lawman800 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2012, 14:34   #886
OfficerChris
L.A. fanboy
 
OfficerChris's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Schnitzelhausen
Posts: 7,780
Send a message via ICQ to OfficerChris
never mentioned your birthday lawman...

btw I am 29... friggin close to 30 - nearly old
__________________
Pinki: "I don't think you want to get wild OC style"
Personal hero: Lawman800

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.
OfficerChris is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2012, 16:01   #887
lawman800
Juris Glocktor
 
lawman800's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Out the frying pan & into the fire!
Posts: 37,520
Blog Entries: 1
Just got back from lobster and sashimi and raw oysters and uni... and other stuff... man, I am dozing off from the food coma.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueiron:
I've said it before and I'll say it here: they'd look better with lividity.
lawman800 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2012, 16:29   #888
Sharky7
Boomshakalaka
 
Sharky7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 3,123
Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerChris View Post
never mentioned your birthday lawman...

btw I am 29... friggin close to 30 - nearly old
Start picking up the Rogaine at the grocery store - it's all down hill from there.
Sharky7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2012, 19:47   #889
lawman800
Juris Glocktor
 
lawman800's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Out the frying pan & into the fire!
Posts: 37,520
Blog Entries: 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharky7 View Post
Start picking up the Rogaine at the grocery store - it's all down hill from there.
I understand that part... but it's actually 25 when the downhill slide starts.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueiron:
I've said it before and I'll say it here: they'd look better with lividity.
lawman800 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2012, 00:53   #890
GumbyDammit
Xtra CoCheese
 
GumbyDammit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Not nearly close enough to Fiji
Posts: 3,807
Quote:
Originally Posted by lawman800 View Post
I understand that part... but it's actually 25 when the downhill slide starts.
I think I actually did pretty well until 35, then things started to go downhill. Once I hit 40 it was like going over a cliff.
__________________
The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu... THAT scared them off...

Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.
GumbyDammit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2012, 04:54   #891
OfficerChris
L.A. fanboy
 
OfficerChris's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Schnitzelhausen
Posts: 7,780
Send a message via ICQ to OfficerChris
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharky7 View Post
Start picking up the Rogaine at the grocery store - it's all down hill from there.
no bald people in my family, thank god.

Quote:
Originally Posted by GumbyDammit View Post
I think I actually did pretty well until 35, then things started to go downhill. Once I hit 40 it was like going over a cliff.
good to know... I start to see all kind of wrinkles in my face, so I will start to accept it slowly until I am old too like lawman for example
__________________
Pinki: "I don't think you want to get wild OC style"
Personal hero: Lawman800

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.
OfficerChris is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2012, 09:25   #892
lawman800
Juris Glocktor
 
lawman800's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Out the frying pan & into the fire!
Posts: 37,520
Blog Entries: 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerChris View Post
no bald people in my family, thank god.

good to know... I start to see all kind of wrinkles in my face, so I will start to accept it slowly until I am old too like lawman for example
The bald gene is carried by the maternal grandmother. Look there.

As for my wrinkles... you wait... next time you're here, I am taking you to a house party in East L.A. because I have to drop off a toaster to my friend and he's going to have "Dreamer" count the money and then I am going to the bathroom and you have to play cards with the locos and look outside and find out I'm gone.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueiron:
I've said it before and I'll say it here: they'd look better with lividity.
lawman800 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2012, 14:00   #893
OfficerChris
L.A. fanboy
 
OfficerChris's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Schnitzelhausen
Posts: 7,780
Send a message via ICQ to OfficerChris
Quote:
Originally Posted by lawman800 View Post
The bald gene is carried by the maternal grandmother. Look there.

As for my wrinkles... you wait... next time you're here, I am taking you to a house party in East L.A. because I have to drop off a toaster to my friend and he's going to have "Dreamer" count the money and then I am going to the bathroom and you have to play cards with the locos and look outside and find out I'm gone.

and I bet they want to see my gun if I carry one right?
__________________
Pinki: "I don't think you want to get wild OC style"
Personal hero: Lawman800

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.
OfficerChris is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2012, 14:35   #894
Horror
Polizei
 
Horror's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Germany
Posts: 7,218
Send a message via ICQ to Horror
wasn't that from the movie where you could see Eva Mendes naked?
__________________
Everything will be okay in the end. If its not okay, its not the end.
Horror is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2012, 21:59   #895
Hack
Gold Membership
Crazy CO
 
Hack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Kansas, near the bison.
Posts: 22,974
Send a message via AIM to Hack Send a message via Yahoo to Hack
Y'all funny.
__________________
Arming with truth defeats ignorance. Jesus said, "I Am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father but by me." John 14:6
"Opinions expressed in this article are those of the author
and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Federal
Bureau of Prisons or the Department of Justice."
In God we trust, all others we monitor.
Hack is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-01-2012, 08:43   #896
lawman800
Juris Glocktor
 
lawman800's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Out the frying pan & into the fire!
Posts: 37,520
Blog Entries: 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerChris View Post

and I bet they want to see my gun if I carry one right?
You would have to impress them first by ejecting the round in the chamber and catching it in the air too.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Horror View Post
wasn't that from the movie where you could see Eva Mendes naked?
Ja, mein freund.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueiron:
I've said it before and I'll say it here: they'd look better with lividity.
lawman800 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-01-2012, 21:40   #897
SPDSNYPR
Zippy's Friend.
 
SPDSNYPR's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: OK, USA
Posts: 6,940
I feel old and tired today.
__________________
Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only matched by your zest for Kung Fu treachery!" - Black Dynamite
SPDSNYPR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-01-2012, 21:54   #898
Hack
Gold Membership
Crazy CO
 
Hack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Kansas, near the bison.
Posts: 22,974
Send a message via AIM to Hack Send a message via Yahoo to Hack
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPDSNYPR View Post
I feel old and tired today.
I get that way often. At least seven days a week, most weeks. I suppose at 50 ...
__________________
Arming with truth defeats ignorance. Jesus said, "I Am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father but by me." John 14:6
"Opinions expressed in this article are those of the author
and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Federal
Bureau of Prisons or the Department of Justice."
In God we trust, all others we monitor.

Last edited by Hack; 10-01-2012 at 21:55..
Hack is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2012, 00:34   #899
GumbyDammit
Xtra CoCheese
 
GumbyDammit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Not nearly close enough to Fiji
Posts: 3,807
Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerChris View Post
good to know... I start to see all kind of wrinkles in my face, so I will start to accept it slowly until I am old too like lawman for example
Lol, if you think I am talking about wrinkles you are young! I'm referring to the fact that my knees make more noise going up a flight of steps than the creaky old wood and that my joints scream when I get up to pee six times in the middle of the night and... well, you get the idea
__________________
The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu... THAT scared them off...

Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.

Last edited by GumbyDammit; 10-02-2012 at 01:51..
GumbyDammit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2012, 01:15   #900
OfficerChris
L.A. fanboy
 
OfficerChris's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Schnitzelhausen
Posts: 7,780
Send a message via ICQ to OfficerChris
I am starting to have to go peeing once every night ... first sign...
__________________
Pinki: "I don't think you want to get wild OC style"
Personal hero: Lawman800

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.
OfficerChris is offline   Reply With Quote

 
  
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 16:43.




Homepage
FAQ
Forums
Calendar
Advertise
Gallery
GT Wiki
GT Blogs
Social Groups
Classifieds


Users Currently Online: 1,021
291 Members
730 Guests

Most users ever online: 2,672
Aug 11, 2014 at 2:31