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Old 10-16-2012, 19:19   #1051
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Old 10-17-2012, 09:45   #1052
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:02   #1053
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I just love working plainclothes/unmarked car

and we got another ******* of the street

I was driving around... stopping at a red light with intention to turn right.
I came to a complete stop and noticed a car behind with a guy already shaking his head and gesticulating like crazy.

I stopped at the red light for about 3 seconds and the guy started honking and using his headlight flasher

I kept going, driving reeeealllly slow into the intersection and seeing him following me without coming to a complete stop and after the turn he sped passed me giving me the finger as a bonus.

and right after the finger I turned on all the lights and stopped him.

result: 1 month license suspension + 200 ($260)fine for running the red light + charges for insult and coercion which will lead to more suspension and a even bigger fine.
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:11   #1054
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I just love working plainclothes/unmarked car

and we got another ******* of the street

I was driving around... stopping at a red light with intention to turn right.
I came to a complete stop and noticed a car behind with a guy already shaking his head and gesticulating like crazy.

I stopped at the red light for about 3 seconds and the guy started honking and using his headlight flasher

I kept going, driving reeeealllly slow into the intersection and seeing him following me without coming to a complete stop and after the turn he sped passed me giving me the finger as a bonus.

and right after the finger I turned on all the lights and stopped him.

result: 1 month license suspension + 200 ($260)fine for running the red light + charges for insult and coercion which will lead to more suspension and a even bigger fine.

You lucky Germans have that special law for such occasions. Here, that sign is seen more than turn signals.
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:24   #1055
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You lucky Germans have that special law for such occasions. Here, that sign is seen more than turn signals.
the finger?
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:28   #1056
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the finger?
Yep. The law of 'gesture offense'.
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Old 10-18-2012, 03:43   #1057
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and I guess you had something like a BMW M6 to use.
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Old 10-18-2012, 06:57   #1058
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anyone know what this is about?
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Old 10-18-2012, 09:36   #1059
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Old 10-18-2012, 12:12   #1060
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anyone know what this is about?
http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1350538683436.gif
just some contractors harassing some other contractors in Iraq
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Old 10-18-2012, 12:14   #1061
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Old 10-18-2012, 15:19   #1062
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Tired. I did my overtime today, and have to sleep tonight in order to shoot and do my one half day of DCT for the year. Yee haw.
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Old 10-18-2012, 17:25   #1063
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Speaking of DCT, they're taking training applications for it at my joint right now. If I'm not coming down with my girlfriend's crud like I think I am, I'm going to put mine in tomorrow.
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Old 10-18-2012, 18:33   #1064
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I told you kissing on them girls is gonna get you cooties.
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Indeed, and it looks like you were right!
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Old 10-18-2012, 19:54   #1066
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Start growing out your hair now so you can hold more than a quart of gel in it... but then again... even if you are shaved bald, you can still slop a quart of gel on your head and just leave it there so it forms a shiny helmet which will protect you from small arms fire.

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Old 10-19-2012, 12:25   #1067
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Old 10-19-2012, 22:17   #1068
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Old 10-19-2012, 22:29   #1069
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Tired. I did my overtime today, and have to sleep tonight in order to shoot and do my one half day of DCT for the year. Yee haw.
I always hated that when I did shfit work. What was more fun was having your qualifications back to back. They give you the last day of the qualification quarter and then the first day of the following quarter, then back to your regular shift. That was ugly. I feel you.
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Old 10-20-2012, 05:26   #1070
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:02   #1071
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How about living where the weather can't make up its mind?

We had 95+ weather for a few days, now it's all overcast and cold... about 60's, it rained last week for a day or two as well, flash floods, super hot the week before that, but a nice autumn week before that one where the whole week was nice and temperate in the 70's... people are dropping like flies in this weather.
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Old 10-20-2012, 13:00   #1072
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someone interested in working my shift tomorrow?
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Old 10-20-2012, 21:57   #1073
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I would if I was allowed to do so while I was in Germany.

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Old 10-20-2012, 22:26   #1074
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someone interested in working my shift tomorrow?
I just went on my weekend. Finally had a full sleep after several days of running on a sleep deficit. I still feel like I could sleep.
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Old 10-20-2012, 22:44   #1075
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Can any German speakers out there help me with this one? Is he saying anything close to what he's supposed to be saying?

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