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10-04-2012, 16:47
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got a job!
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had felafel for lunch
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10-04-2012, 23:26
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Juris Glocktor
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Originally Posted by Woofie
I've discovered that sitting down to pee in the middle of the night has two benefits: I get to catch a little nap and it's much easier than convincing my girlfriend that she's the one who peed on the floor in the night.
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How long do you pee that you can nap while doing it? 
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10-05-2012, 16:10
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Originally Posted by lawman800
How long do you pee that you can nap while doing it? |
Well, I can tell you that I have done that. Sometimes when coming home dog tired I can sit on the porcelain throne, and wake up in the same position. 
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10-05-2012, 16:16
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Originally Posted by Hack
Well, I can tell you that I have done that. Sometimes when coming home dog tired I can sit on the porcelain throne, and wake up in the same position. |
I've done it myself, actually, though with a defecation, not a urination. Woke up and couldn't move--my legs went to sleep, too. That was, well, "interesting" to extricate myself from, lol.
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The first round is a moral decision. All of the following rounds are tactical decisions.
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10-05-2012, 16:19
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#930
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Originally Posted by CJStudent
I've done it myself, actually, though with a defecation, not a urination. Woke up and couldn't move--my legs went to sleep, too. That was, well, "interesting" to extricate myself from, lol. |
When you do it at around fifty it is better when the seat is cushioned. 
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10-05-2012, 16:24
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Polizei
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Hallo Kameraden 
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10-05-2012, 16:50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack
When you do it at around fifty it is better when the seat is cushioned. |
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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work." -- Thomas Edison
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Originally Posted by series1811
The first round is a moral decision. All of the following rounds are tactical decisions.
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10-05-2012, 17:01
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Bamboozled
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Seat diameter is important too.
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10-05-2012, 17:10
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Originally Posted by indigent
Seat diameter is important too.
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True dat! I'm not a real big guy by any means (5'10", 200lbs), but damn, some seats seem to have been made for midgets or something! 
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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work." -- Thomas Edison
Quote:
Originally Posted by series1811
The first round is a moral decision. All of the following rounds are tactical decisions.
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10-05-2012, 18:59
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CLM Number 293
Disirregardless
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Originally Posted by CJStudent
True dat! I'm not a real big guy by any means (5'10", 200lbs), but damn, some seats seem to have been made for midgets or something! |
Elongated toilet bowls are important. Helps to keep your junk from touching the front of the owl if you're seated too far forward.
ETA That's bowl, not owl. If you're touching an owl with your junk you have other issues.
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10-05-2012, 19:03
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CLM Number 293
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Originally Posted by lawman800
How long do you pee that you can nap while doing it? |
I don't know if I told you guys about my run in with the kidney stone and the surgery and general anesthesia I had for it, but I drink as much water as I can tolerate most days because I don't want to repeat it.
Six hours or so of holding it in combined with waking up out of a dead sleep makes for a long pee that is easy to nod back off in the middle of.
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"Turns oit i had irrisputable proof i was out of the country" - youngdocglock
"I don't need to figure probabilities, and I don't need facts." - JBnTx
"Maybe they should drink like Woofie and come up with pure brilliance." - OXCOPS
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10-05-2012, 19:38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie
Elongated toilet bowls are important. Helps to keep your junk from touching the front of the owl if you're seated too far forward.
ETA That's bowl, not owl. If you're touching an owl with your junk you have other issues.
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Ain't that the truth!
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Originally Posted by Woofie
I don't know if I told you guys about my run in with the kidney stone and the surgery and general anesthesia I had for it, but I drink as much water as I can tolerate most days because I don't want to repeat it.
Six hours or so of holding it in combined with waking up out of a dead sleep makes for a long pee that is easy to nod back off in the middle of.
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I can believe it!
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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work." -- Thomas Edison
Quote:
Originally Posted by series1811
The first round is a moral decision. All of the following rounds are tactical decisions.
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10-05-2012, 20:53
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Juris Glocktor
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Cushioned ones are okay for feels weird.
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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10-05-2012, 22:47
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie
Elongated toilet bowls are important. Helps to keep your junk from touching the front of the owl if you're seated too far forward.
ETA That's bowl, not owl. If you're touching an owl with your junk you have other issues.
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Hey, that owl was BEGGING for it. Did you see the way it was just STARING at my junk????? Freaky, man. Acting all innocent when I called It out. Who???????? Whattya mean who? YOU, m***********, why you starting at me? You want some of this? Say WHO one more time. Go ahead.
Just saying. Had to be there.
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10-06-2012, 04:00
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#940
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Steven Seagul
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie
Elongated toilet bowls are important. Helps to keep your junk from touching the front of the owl if you're seated too far forward.
ETA That's bowl, not owl. If you're touching an owl with your junk you have other issues.
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oh man I had to laugh at the store while my gf is buying bra's right now lol
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10-06-2012, 06:42
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I love the nature of the topics we discuss here.
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10-06-2012, 08:40
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Steven Seagul
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Originally Posted by RyanNREMTP
I love the nature of the topics we discuss here.
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While working at the riot unit I had a group of officers where we would always end up talking about poop, no matter where we started. Reminds me of that.
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10-06-2012, 08:57
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Originally Posted by OfficerChris
oh man I had to laugh at the store while my gf is buying bra's right now lol
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Pics or it didn't happen. 
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Originally Posted by OfficerChris
While working at the riot unit I had a group of officers where we would always end up talking about poop, no matter where we started. Reminds me of that. |
I heard Germans were into poop... but didn't know that about Austrians.
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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10-06-2012, 09:11
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Isaiah 53:4-9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SPDSNYPR
Good call. My wife likes to repaint rooms on occasion. I can be the paint-dryer-watcher-dude.
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Mine does that too. At least she consults about colors first.
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10-06-2012, 15:51
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CLM Number 293
Disirregardless
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerChris
While working at the riot unit I had a group of officers where we would always end up talking about poop, no matter where we started. Reminds me of that. |
I'm pretty good at turning any conversation with anyone into a poop conversation.
The look of realization on some cute little college coed's face when she realizes she just talked about poop in class is priceless.
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"Turns oit i had irrisputable proof i was out of the country" - youngdocglock
"I don't need to figure probabilities, and I don't need facts." - JBnTx
"Maybe they should drink like Woofie and come up with pure brilliance." - OXCOPS
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10-06-2012, 16:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie
I'm pretty good at turning any conversation with anyone into a poop conversation.
The look of realization on some cute little college coed's face when she realizes she just talked about poop in class is priceless.
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I remember a certain photo album of yours that ended in a picture of the crap you took in a famous location.
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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work." -- Thomas Edison
Quote:
Originally Posted by series1811
The first round is a moral decision. All of the following rounds are tactical decisions.
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10-06-2012, 20:26
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Hola! ¿Qué está pasando?
¿Qué pasa con el hilo de rosca convirtiendo en una caca?
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"Opinions expressed in this article are those of the author
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In God we trust, all others we monitor.
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10-06-2012, 22:33
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Merde! Sacre bleu!
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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10-07-2012, 09:18
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CLM Number 293
Disirregardless
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CJStudent
I remember a certain photo album of yours that ended in a picture of the crap you took in a famous location.
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I don't think the crap was at a famous location. I just stuck it in there to give everyone who looked at the album some perspective on life.
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"Turns oit i had irrisputable proof i was out of the country" - youngdocglock
"I don't need to figure probabilities, and I don't need facts." - JBnTx
"Maybe they should drink like Woofie and come up with pure brilliance." - OXCOPS
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10-07-2012, 15:53
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Isaiah 53:4-9
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I tried to steer the thread back around, but here we are discussing crap in Spanish and French.
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