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Old 10-02-2012, 01:52   #901
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I am starting to have to go peeing once every night ... first sign...
Uh oh, you're in trouble now!
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Old 10-02-2012, 08:24   #902
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I feel old and tired today.
That's because you are.

It's okay, I wake up that way everyday.

If I woke up feeling okay, I know something's wrong... like I am dead and already walking the fields of Elysium.
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Old 10-02-2012, 10:31   #903
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At least you are still waking up..


Bought a galaxy tab 8.9 used online, maybe I can use it for the university... or porn.. we will see.
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Old 10-02-2012, 11:33   #904
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I spend more time walking to and from the bathroom than I do in bed some nights. The one thing that I've found out is my body can predict the weather better than the weather slut on the TV. My knees really start throbbing about 24-36 hours before it rains/snows.
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Old 10-02-2012, 11:34   #905
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I am starting to have to go peeing once every night ... first sign...
Just wait until purchasing a bed pan seems like a perfectly reasonable idea just because that way you would get more sleep.
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I'm glad I don't have any of these problems you have!
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Old 10-02-2012, 16:08   #907
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Day 3 of quals almost over. 3 more to go. A milestone of sorts. Time flies when you're watching other people shoot.
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Old 10-02-2012, 19:44   #908
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I spend more time walking to and from the bathroom than I do in bed some nights. The one thing that I've found out is my body can predict the weather better than the weather slut on the TV. My knees really start throbbing about 24-36 hours before it rains/snows.
I don't wake up at night to pee, thankfully... but the new schedule of having your prostate exam after 40 is killing me....
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Old 10-02-2012, 23:12   #909
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Just wait until purchasing a bed pan seems like a perfectly reasonable idea just because that way you would get more sleep.
Used to run on a guy when I was a hosemonkey who had a window next to his bed.

He'd wake up, raise the window, do his business, lower the window and go back to bed......


His downstairs neighbors hated him.
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Old 10-03-2012, 00:48   #910
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never mentioned your birthday lawman...

btw I am 29... friggin close to 30 - nearly old
Two years younger than you; just hit 27.
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:46   #911
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Two years younger than you; just hit 27.
Youth. Ah, it is wasted on the young.
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Old 10-03-2012, 18:53   #913
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That's because you are.

It's okay, I wake up that way everyday.

If I woke up feeling okay, I know something's wrong... like I am dead and already walking the fields of Elysium.

I can identify with that.
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Old 10-03-2012, 21:40   #914
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Old 10-03-2012, 22:22   #915
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I don't wake up at night to pee, thankfully... but the new schedule of having your prostate exam after 40 is killing me....
so you pee without waking up? :P
Hf with the prostate exam, here most doctors suggest it from 30 on.. no way
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Old 10-04-2012, 00:39   #916
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so you pee without waking up? :P
Hf with the prostate exam, here most doctors suggest it from 30 on.. no way
I pee like a racehorse everyday at 6am. I take a healthy poop at 7am. Then I wake up at 8am.
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Old 10-04-2012, 04:52   #917
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I pee like a racehorse everyday at 6am. I take a healthy poop at 7am. Then I wake up at 8am.
I always thought the old timers were joking that a cigarette and a hot cup of coffee worked as a laxative, these days all I have to do is smell coffee and need to use the can.
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:10   #918
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I pee like a racehorse everyday at 6am. I take a healthy poop at 7am. Then I wake up at 8am.
lol you bastard made me laugh in the subway
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Time flies when having to study next to working full time. Seems like my plan works, I am progressing slowly but steady
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:36   #920
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I pee like a racehorse everyday at 6am. I take a healthy poop at 7am. Then I wake up at 8am.
Hopefully you get out of bed for all this.
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Old 10-04-2012, 08:00   #921
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Hopefully you get out of bed for all this.
You kinda have to get out of bed after you realize what you did.
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That reminds me too much of this joke I read awhile back:



Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!"

St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back: as a chicken." Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.

The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your first day here?" "Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!" "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, "Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're ****ting the bed!!!"
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Old 10-04-2012, 09:08   #923
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I am starting to have to go peeing once every night ... first sign...
That's also a sign of kidney stones. It's also a sign that you drink way too much water to make sure you never get another kidney stone.
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I spend more time walking to and from the bathroom than I do in bed some nights. The one thing that I've found out is my body can predict the weather better than the weather slut on the TV. My knees really start throbbing about 24-36 hours before it rains/snows.
I've discovered that sitting down to pee in the middle of the night has two benefits: I get to catch a little nap and it's much easier than convincing my girlfriend that she's the one who peed on the floor in the night.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:41   #925
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Pita and hummus anyone?
















Just switching the subject for the heck of it. By the way the hummus is good.
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