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10-02-2012, 01:52
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#901
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Xtra CoCheese
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Not nearly close enough to Fiji
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Originally Posted by OfficerChris
I am starting to have to go peeing once every night ... first sign...
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Uh oh, you're in trouble now! 
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The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu... THAT scared them off...
Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.
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10-02-2012, 08:24
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#902
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Out the frying pan & into the fire!
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Originally Posted by SPDSNYPR
I feel old and tired today.  |
That's because you are.  
It's okay, I wake up that way everyday. 
If I woke up feeling okay, I know something's wrong... like I am dead and already walking the fields of Elysium. 
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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10-02-2012, 10:31
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#903
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Steven Seagul
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vienna
Posts: 6,983
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At least you are still waking up..
Bought a galaxy tab 8.9 used online, maybe I can use it for the university... or porn.. we will see.
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10-02-2012, 11:33
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#904
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got a job!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: SE Michigan
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I spend more time walking to and from the bathroom than I do in bed some nights. The one thing that I've found out is my body can predict the weather better than the weather slut on the TV. My knees really start throbbing about 24-36 hours before it rains/snows.
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G22, G19, SA EMP 9MM, Sig P225
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10-02-2012, 11:34
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#905
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got a job!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: SE Michigan
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerChris
I am starting to have to go peeing once every night ... first sign...
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Just wait until purchasing a bed pan seems like a perfectly reasonable idea just because that way you would get more sleep.
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G22, G19, SA EMP 9MM, Sig P225
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10-02-2012, 16:03
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#906
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Polizei
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Germany
Posts: 7,010
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I'm glad I don't have any of these problems you have!
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Everything will be okay in the end. If its not okay, its not the end.
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10-02-2012, 16:08
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#907
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Zippy's Friend.
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: OK, USA
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Day 3 of quals almost over. 3 more to go. A milestone of sorts. Time flies when you're watching other people shoot.
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Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only matched by your zest for Kung Fu treachery!" - Black Dynamite
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10-02-2012, 19:44
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#908
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Out the frying pan & into the fire!
Posts: 35,469
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RMolina628
I spend more time walking to and from the bathroom than I do in bed some nights. The one thing that I've found out is my body can predict the weather better than the weather slut on the TV. My knees really start throbbing about 24-36 hours before it rains/snows.
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I don't wake up at night to pee, thankfully... but the new schedule of having your prostate exam after 40 is killing me....
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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10-02-2012, 23:12
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#909
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Bamboozled
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Tx
Posts: 2,766
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RMolina628
Just wait until purchasing a bed pan seems like a perfectly reasonable idea just because that way you would get more sleep.
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Used to run on a guy when I was a hosemonkey who had a window next to his bed.
He'd wake up, raise the window, do his business, lower the window and go back to bed......
His downstairs neighbors hated him.
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Si vis pacem, para bellum
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10-03-2012, 00:48
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#910
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Fenced In
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: KY
Posts: 16,139
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerChris
never mentioned your birthday lawman...
btw I am 29... friggin close to 30 - nearly old
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Two years younger than you; just hit 27.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by series1811
The first round is a moral decision. All of the following rounds are tactical decisions.
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10-03-2012, 08:46
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#911
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Gold Membership
Crazy CO
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Kansas, near the bison.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CJStudent
Two years younger than you; just hit 27.
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Youth. Ah, it is wasted on the young.
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Arming with truth defeats ignorance. Jesus said, "I Am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father but by me." John 14:6
"Opinions expressed in this article are those of the author
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In God we trust, all others we monitor.
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10-03-2012, 17:54
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#912
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Polizei
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Germany
Posts: 7,010
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Everything will be okay in the end. If its not okay, its not the end.
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10-03-2012, 18:53
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Isaiah 53:4-9
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lawman800
That's because you are.
It's okay, I wake up that way everyday.
If I woke up feeling okay, I know something's wrong... like I am dead and already walking the fields of Elysium. |
I can identify with that. 
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Glock 17, 19, 20SF, 21C, 22, 26, 27, Glock E-Tool, Glock knife
Quod ego haereticus appellari sequere Jesum.
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10-03-2012, 21:40
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#914
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Gold Membership
Crazy CO
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Kansas, near the bison.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Horror
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Arming with truth defeats ignorance. Jesus said, "I Am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father but by me." John 14:6
"Opinions expressed in this article are those of the author
and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Federal
Bureau of Prisons or the Department of Justice."
In God we trust, all others we monitor.
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10-03-2012, 22:22
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#915
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Steven Seagul
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vienna
Posts: 6,983
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lawman800
I don't wake up at night to pee, thankfully... but the new schedule of having your prostate exam after 40 is killing me....
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so you pee without waking up? :P
Hf with the prostate exam, here most doctors suggest it from 30 on.. no way
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10-04-2012, 00:39
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#916
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Out the frying pan & into the fire!
Posts: 35,469
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerChris
so you pee without waking up? :P
Hf with the prostate exam, here most doctors suggest it from 30 on.. no way
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I pee like a racehorse everyday at 6am. I take a healthy poop at 7am. Then I wake up at 8am.
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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10-04-2012, 04:52
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#917
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got a job!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: SE Michigan
Posts: 1,475
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lawman800
I pee like a racehorse everyday at 6am. I take a healthy poop at 7am. Then I wake up at 8am.
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I always thought the old timers were joking that a cigarette and a hot cup of coffee worked as a laxative, these days all I have to do is smell coffee and need to use the can.
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G22, G19, SA EMP 9MM, Sig P225
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10-04-2012, 07:10
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#918
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Steven Seagul
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vienna
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lawman800
I pee like a racehorse everyday at 6am. I take a healthy poop at 7am. Then I wake up at 8am.
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lol you bastard made me laugh in the subway
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10-04-2012, 07:12
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#919
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Steven Seagul
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vienna
Posts: 6,983
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Time flies when having to study next to working full time. Seems like my plan works, I am progressing slowly but steady
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10-04-2012, 07:36
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#920
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Inactive/Banned
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Waco, Texas
Posts: 3,746
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lawman800
I pee like a racehorse everyday at 6am. I take a healthy poop at 7am. Then I wake up at 8am.
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Hopefully you get out of bed for all this.
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Glock 22 (LWD .357 Sig barrel), Glock 27, Colt M4
Black Rifle Club member #224 Lone Star Glocker #134
NREMT-Paramedic TCCC Instructor
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10-04-2012, 08:00
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#921
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Out the frying pan & into the fire!
Posts: 35,469
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RyanNREMTP
Hopefully you get out of bed for all this.
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You kinda have to get out of bed after you realize what you did.
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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10-04-2012, 08:18
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Inactive/Banned
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Waco, Texas
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That reminds me too much of this joke I read awhile back:
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!"
St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back: as a chicken." Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your first day here?" "Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!" "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, "Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're ****ting the bed!!!"
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Glock 22 (LWD .357 Sig barrel), Glock 27, Colt M4
Black Rifle Club member #224 Lone Star Glocker #134
NREMT-Paramedic TCCC Instructor
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10-04-2012, 09:08
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#923
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CLM Number 293
Disirregardless
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Here
Posts: 9,246
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerChris
I am starting to have to go peeing once every night ... first sign...
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That's also a sign of kidney stones. It's also a sign that you drink way too much water to make sure you never get another kidney stone.
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"Turns oit i had irrisputable proof i was out of the country" - youngdocglock
"I don't need to figure probabilities, and I don't need facts." - JBnTx
"Maybe they should drink like Woofie and come up with pure brilliance." - OXCOPS
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10-04-2012, 09:15
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#924
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CLM Number 293
Disirregardless
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Here
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RMolina628
I spend more time walking to and from the bathroom than I do in bed some nights. The one thing that I've found out is my body can predict the weather better than the weather slut on the TV. My knees really start throbbing about 24-36 hours before it rains/snows.
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I've discovered that sitting down to pee in the middle of the night has two benefits: I get to catch a little nap and it's much easier than convincing my girlfriend that she's the one who peed on the floor in the night.
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"Turns oit i had irrisputable proof i was out of the country" - youngdocglock
"I don't need to figure probabilities, and I don't need facts." - JBnTx
"Maybe they should drink like Woofie and come up with pure brilliance." - OXCOPS
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10-04-2012, 10:41
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#925
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Gold Membership
Crazy CO
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Kansas, near the bison.
Posts: 22,810
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Pita and hummus anyone?
Just switching the subject for the heck of it. By the way the hummus is good.
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Arming with truth defeats ignorance. Jesus said, "I Am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father but by me." John 14:6
"Opinions expressed in this article are those of the author
and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Federal
Bureau of Prisons or the Department of Justice."
In God we trust, all others we monitor.
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