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09-28-2012, 16:46
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#876
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Polizei
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Originally Posted by GumbyDammit
I'm no linguist, but I've got a guess at that one!  |
yeah, some pictures of the hot girls would be nice.
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09-28-2012, 17:41
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#877
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Originally Posted by OfficerChris
first day at the university today. Had much fun, enjoyed it and was quite interesting. Colleagues seem to be quite ok and loots of girls, couldnt believe it. 80 people, probably 70 girls...
I saw some real hotties there too...
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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09-28-2012, 21:55
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#878
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Originally Posted by Horror
I think he's not that young. close to 30 I think.
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He's young enough to be my child. Getting old sucks!
And, if he is going to learn from the women, they need to be his senior. 
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09-28-2012, 23:23
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#879
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Zippy's Friend.
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: OK, USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Horror
I think he's not that young. close to 30 I think.
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To me, that's a kid still.
I'm old. 
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09-29-2012, 00:52
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#880
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack
He's young enough to be my child. Getting old sucks!
And, if he is going to learn from the women, they need to be his senior. |
Ah, being broken in by an older woman. I love that.
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09-29-2012, 01:38
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Xtra CoCheese
Join Date: Jan 2000
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SPDSNYPR
To me, that's a kid still.
I'm old. |
Yeah, maybe we should have a "how old are you" thread to out all the old bastards.
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The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu... THAT scared them off...
Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.
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09-29-2012, 07:12
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#882
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Zippy's Friend.
Join Date: Jun 2006
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09-29-2012, 11:18
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#883
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Originally Posted by GumbyDammit
Yeah, maybe we should have a "how old are you" thread to out all the old bastards.
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I'm busy that week... getting my new walker fitted.
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09-29-2012, 11:40
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Polizei
Join Date: Aug 2004
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I ate so much Pasta, I had to lay down for two hours.
unable to move, like a python who just ate a deer.
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09-29-2012, 12:03
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#885
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Horror
I ate so much Pasta, I had to lay down for two hours.
unable to move, like a python who just ate a deer.
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I know how you feel. I have been eating for two weeks straight, celebrating my birthday with various friends and family, who are all doing it separately for some reason... so far... lobsters, duck, filet mignon, sushi, sashimi, lasagna, today is going to be more lobster and sashimi, followed by lots of ribs and filet and I don't want to think about tomorrow... couldn't even move last night.
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09-29-2012, 14:34
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#886
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Steven Seagul
Join Date: Jan 2007
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never mentioned your birthday lawman...
btw I am 29... friggin close to 30 - nearly old
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09-29-2012, 16:01
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#887
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Just got back from lobster and sashimi and raw oysters and uni... and other stuff... man, I am dozing off from the food coma.
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09-29-2012, 16:29
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#888
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Boomshakalaka
Join Date: Feb 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerChris
never mentioned your birthday lawman...
btw I am 29... friggin close to 30 - nearly old
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Start picking up the Rogaine at the grocery store - it's all down hill from there.
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09-29-2012, 19:47
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#889
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Originally Posted by Sharky7
Start picking up the Rogaine at the grocery store - it's all down hill from there.
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I understand that part... but it's actually 25 when the downhill slide starts.
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09-30-2012, 00:53
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Xtra CoCheese
Join Date: Jan 2000
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lawman800
I understand that part... but it's actually 25 when the downhill slide starts.
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I think I actually did pretty well until 35, then things started to go downhill. Once I hit 40 it was like going over a cliff.
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The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu... THAT scared them off...
Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.
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09-30-2012, 04:54
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#891
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Steven Seagul
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vienna
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharky7
Start picking up the Rogaine at the grocery store - it's all down hill from there.
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no bald people in my family, thank god.
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Originally Posted by GumbyDammit
I think I actually did pretty well until 35, then things started to go downhill. Once I hit 40 it was like going over a cliff.
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good to know... I start to see all kind of wrinkles in my face, so I will start to accept it slowly until I am old too like lawman for example 
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09-30-2012, 09:25
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#892
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerChris
no bald people in my family, thank god.
good to know... I start to see all kind of wrinkles in my face, so I will start to accept it slowly until I am old too like lawman for example |
The bald gene is carried by the maternal grandmother. Look there.
As for my wrinkles... you wait... next time you're here, I am taking you to a house party in East L.A. because I have to drop off a toaster to my friend and he's going to have "Dreamer" count the money and then I am going to the bathroom and you have to play cards with the locos and look outside and find out I'm gone.
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09-30-2012, 14:00
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#893
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Steven Seagul
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lawman800
The bald gene is carried by the maternal grandmother. Look there.
As for my wrinkles... you wait... next time you're here, I am taking you to a house party in East L.A. because I have to drop off a toaster to my friend and he's going to have "Dreamer" count the money and then I am going to the bathroom and you have to play cards with the locos and look outside and find out I'm gone.
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and I bet they want to see my gun if I carry one right?
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09-30-2012, 14:35
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#894
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Polizei
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Germany
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wasn't that from the movie where you could see Eva Mendes naked?
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09-30-2012, 21:59
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#895
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Y'all funny.
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and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Federal
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10-01-2012, 08:43
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#896
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Originally Posted by OfficerChris
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You would have to impress them first by ejecting the round in the chamber and catching it in the air too. 
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Originally Posted by Horror
wasn't that from the movie where you could see Eva Mendes naked?
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Ja, mein freund. 
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10-01-2012, 21:40
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#897
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Zippy's Friend.
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I feel old and tired today. 
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10-01-2012, 21:54
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#898
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Gold Membership
Crazy CO
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Kansas, near the bison.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SPDSNYPR
I feel old and tired today. |
I get that way often. At least seven days a week, most weeks. I suppose at 50 ...
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Arming with truth defeats ignorance. Jesus said, "I Am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father but by me." John 14:6
"Opinions expressed in this article are those of the author
and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the Federal
Bureau of Prisons or the Department of Justice."
In God we trust, all others we monitor.
Last edited by Hack; 10-01-2012 at 21:55..
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10-02-2012, 00:34
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Xtra CoCheese
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Not nearly close enough to Fiji
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerChris
good to know... I start to see all kind of wrinkles in my face, so I will start to accept it slowly until I am old too like lawman for example |
Lol, if you think I am talking about wrinkles you are young! I'm referring to the fact that my knees make more noise going up a flight of steps than the creaky old wood and that my joints scream when I get up to pee six times in the middle of the night and... well, you get the idea
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The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu... THAT scared them off...
Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.
Last edited by GumbyDammit; 10-02-2012 at 01:51..
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10-02-2012, 01:15
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#900
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Steven Seagul
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vienna
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I am starting to have to go peeing once every night ... first sign...
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