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Old 05-14-2014, 08:29   #1
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Killer Clown Prank

And this is why we hate clowns!

Good luck trying something like this in most of the US. You would end up with a few holes in you.
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Old 05-14-2014, 08:34   #2
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Clown could suffer tragic and needless death in less than 15 seconds....

1-2 seconds: Bang. Bang. Bang. (center mass)

2-4 seconds: Bang. Bang. Bang. (pelvis area)

4-4.75 seconds: Still a threat?

4.75 - 8 seconds: Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. (Cali./Conn. residents- reload here) Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang.

8-10.75 seconds: Reload and repeat threat assessment.

Call 911 and or use more Bang's if needed.
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Old 05-14-2014, 08:39   #3
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It's only a matter of time before one of these prank shows goes very wrong!
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Old 05-14-2014, 08:42   #4
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10.76 seconds - 3 min. Take large hammer, smash repeatedly to clown. Do similar to the turd with the camera.

3min - rest of life - congratulated by the police and all citizenry.
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Old 05-14-2014, 09:09   #5
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I like the one at the gas station. I would definitely check my drawers after a incident like that.
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