10.76 seconds - 3 min. Take large hammer, smash repeatedly to clown. Do similar to the turd with the camera.
3min - rest of life - congratulated by the police and all citizenry.
I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation.