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Old 05-13-2012, 00:03   #61
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Gun control laws have made us safer.
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Stringent gun control laws and high tax rates have transformed American urban areas into models of safety, security and prosperity.

Contrast this with the lax gun control laws and low tax rates of small towns and rural areas. These are places that are not safe for our citizens. I can't recount the number of times I've made a simple trip to the rural mom and pop grocery store and gotten into a gun battle.
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Couldn keep a straight face when you typed that, could you?
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Abraham Lincoln was an early believer in womens rights and an environmentalist. In his day it was all the fashion for women to wear constrictive corsets. these garments were made with whalebone ribs in them called "staves". they were quite uncomfortable and designed soley to make a womans figure more appealing to men.

One day a group of femminists met with Lincoln and demanded that he join their cause in outlawing this barbaric practice. He heartly joined in a chorus of their battle cry "Free the Staves". Unfortunately, a reporter covering the event tragically misheard or misspelled a word and the result was a great misunderstanding in American history.

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During glock manufacturing the plastic resin is injected with pig fat to help the steel slide over the plastic frame more smoothly


Also giving glocks a distinctive pig nose look
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Abraham Lincoln was an early believer in womens rights and an environmentalist. In his day it was all the fashion for women to wear constrictive corsets. these garments were made with whalebone ribs in them called "staves". they were quite uncomfortable and designed soley to make a womans figure more appealing to men.

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