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Old 04-23-2013, 04:41   #701
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[Breaking news!] Piers Morgan was fired from CNN today, for being "full of crap".

CNN has also promised to maybe talk about guns like they might actually not be the root of all evil in society once in awhile.

Meanwhile in California, Glenn Beck and Rachel Maddow were caught by paparazzi making out on top of a Ferris wheel.
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Old 05-01-2013, 02:23   #702
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Since its participants have solved all the nations problems but one, Glock Talk will add a dating service forum to deal with that last problem.


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Old 05-01-2013, 03:54   #703
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In other news, GlockTalk-dot-com's dating service has been sued by some of its members for not being a 70 plus friendly site.
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...Meanwhile in California, Glenn Beck and Rachel Maddow were caught by paparazzi making out on top of a Ferris wheel.
HILARIOUS!!!
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Old 05-01-2013, 21:21   #705
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Michelle Obama won the Aphrodite/Mountain Gorilla award for being the most beautiful creature on earth. Runner-up, Coco, the hand-signing gorilla, signed, that although they were a lot alike, both having ancestors inAfrica, Coco thought that Michelle deserved to win because she was better looking.

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Old 05-01-2013, 23:14   #706
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Congress just passed a $10 tax on every lie that Obama and other elected government officials have told since he has been in office. One congressman, speaking under condition of anonymity since he is a democrat who voted for the measure, said that the national deficit should be taken care of by 2016, though the majority of casual observers agree that $10 more was added to paying off the deficit with his statement.
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NASA officials have previously advised that the two Mars rovers, Spirit and Opportunity, have outlasted their originally expected mission times by a substantial margin. Most officials have always applauded those professionals involved with creating and operating the rovers as the reason for the extended missions times; however, a recently fired NASA employee, Arnold P. Tweedledee, has today alleged that the mission times were always grossly under estimated due to the classified parts of the rover missions.

Mr. Tweedledee states that the real reason we sent the Mars rovers was to grow some of the best marijuana in the solar system. Although complicated, the two rovers have been plowing and plowing and planting and planting a potent, space station cultured marijuana variety all over Mars' surface. It is excepted that by the time manned missions begin to arrive, the potent, home grown Mars marijuana will help the astronauts cope with surviving their time away from the Earth.

Instead of denying the allegations from Mr. Tweedledee, a NASA's spokesperson for the classified extension, Mrs. Sunny Fawn Angleheart, actually confirmed what Mr. Tweedledde has alleged.

Mrs. Angelheart also added that when appropriate, the public was to be made known about the extension parameters of the original missions as well as announcing a contest, between Public School students, for a chance to be able to name the new and potent Mars weed.

When reached for comment, the astronauts training for the first ever, manned missions to Mars stated, quote, "Ummmmmm, you mean those cats with the ties and white suits were serious? Where going to Mars to actually harvest a crop of powerful weed man?!? Wow, dude. Totally."
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