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Old 10-10-2012, 09:01   #561
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Marinated Marsupial Tails, served with a side of al dente cooked grits, will be tonight's featured item on Iron Chefs of the 33rd Dimension.

The chefs will have only a head of lettuce, a loaf of bread, and bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce as added ingredients.
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Old 10-11-2012, 02:02   #562
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Glock and Kimber Lady, a GT'er and the only CEO in America's history that was able to successfully turn the entire State of Idaho into the country's largest Bed, Bath, and Beyond store, has today announced the possibility of layoffs if barry soetoro is reelected in the upcoming election.

When reached for comment, the current POTUS advised, "She didn't build that Bed bath and Beyond outlet! Matter of fact, somebody else built Idaho too!" The first lady, Mrs. Soetoro added, "I am for real real proud of my husband today!"
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Old 10-11-2012, 02:42   #563
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Today the United States has announced that Apple has purchased the entire state of California for the estimated amount of what is about 1 iphone 8 per United States Citizen. This announcement follows last year's announcement of Microsoft purchasing Washington State.





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Old 10-11-2012, 03:15   #564
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Today the United States has announced that Apple has purchased the entire state of California for the estimated amount of what is about 1 iphone 8 per United States Citizen. This announcement follows last year's announcement of Microsoft purchasing Washington State.

The state will be ran by the worlds first cyborg.....Steve Jobs. As we listen to the iTunes blaring out of his metallic butt and swipe his eyes from color to color Mr. Jobs has garaunteed a iPhone in every home and an iPad for every student.....at normal cost of course.



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Old 10-11-2012, 05:12   #565
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Old 10-17-2012, 22:22   #566
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Marinated Marsupial Tails, served with a side of al dente cooked grits, will be tonight's featured item on Iron Chefs of the 33rd Dimension.

The chefs will have only a head of lettuce, a loaf of bread, and bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce as added ingredients.
Perimeter security for the dinner will be provided by the Crack Suicide Squad Of The Judean People's Front. We are trying to avoid a reprise of the incident of the Crocodile Dundee-trained kangaroos shooting out the lighting.
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Old 10-19-2012, 00:24   #567
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Perimeter security for the dinner will be provided by the Crack Suicide Squad Of The Judean People's Front. We are trying to avoid a reprise of the incident of the Crocodile Dundee-trained kangaroos shooting out the lighting.
Even though it categorically answered once and for all the important question of how many terrorist kangaroos it takes to screw in a light bulb during a formal dinner, the terrifying incident, back in the 00's (i.e., 2000's), of kangaroos recklessly shooting their AK-47s will not be repeated.
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:01   #568
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Ah, yee gullible, yee.

Crocodile Dundee-trained kangaroos were not responsible for the shooting out the lighting incident. Those were ninja wombats, a team of specially-trained Diprotodontia from the 33rd dimension. Though wombats and kangaroos are indeed both marsupials and yes, the ninja wombats are masters of disguise, those alert and attentive during formal dinners that have the lighting shot out will immediately know that kangaroos are not responsible.

okie has been retained by the Crocodile Dundee-trained kangaroos as legal counsel.

Beware the ninja wombats, for they seek to deceive!
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:17   #569
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Little known fact... we had dinos at D-day.

There were several special units. It was all hush-hush stuff.




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That, sir, is a 33rd dimension ninja wombat cleverly disguised as a dinosaur.
Samurai Rabbit knows the truth because he dispatched said ninja wombats to that period of time. Rumor has it he did it to win a bet with Ming The Merciless.

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Old 10-20-2012, 08:41   #571
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Ming the Merciless had a voracious sweet tooth. His homemade recipe for midnight snack are today more commonly known as M & M's. The red ones are especially sought after by those with impeccable taste buds.
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Old 10-20-2012, 09:26   #572
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Hmm... Let me see... I got it!

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Ming the Merciless had a voracious sweet tooth. His homemade recipe for midnight snack are today more commonly known as M & M's. The red ones are especially sought after by those with impeccable taste buds.
A little known bit of trivia: he was Ming The Wimp for the early part of his reign. He then acquired a 10mm Glock, and his subjects gave him the better known title.
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It was announced today that the apparent rumblings around the grave of lbj were actually underground vibrations from the lost grave of Allan Quartermain in Africa.

When the head witch doctor in Africa who oversaw Quartermain's funeral was asked to comment he only shrugged and mumbled something about Kangaroos and dimensional shifts.
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Old 10-20-2012, 13:56   #575
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Judas Priest cassettes were mixed in the studio to sound their best in a car with t-tops and a 14 year old boy in the passenger seat.
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Old 10-20-2012, 14:09   #576
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A little known bit of trivia: he was Ming The Wimp for the early part of his reign. He then acquired a 10mm Glock, and his subjects gave him the better known title.
An even lesser well known bit of trivia: Ming the Wimp was G. Glock's red headed step nephew and he created The Mighty 10mm to help the boy along with getting some dates during Sat night square dancing around the fire.
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In 2004, Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney introduced a bill to outlaw assault weapons, personally cast all of the votes to move the bill through comittee and then cast all of the votes in both the Mass. House and Senate to send the bill to his desk where he signed it eight times, forward, backwards, right side up, up side down, front side and back.

Afterward, he moved throughout the state conducting no knock searches of homes, personally removing thousands of weapons and saving tens of thousands of lives.

Barack Obama, on the other hand, has done nothing as President to restrict gun rights.
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After B-rock was re-elected in 2012 and Eric Holder declared that presidential elections disenranchised minorties and outlawed them, B-rock served until 2022 as the leader of the free world.

Free is the operative word. Keeping his promise for social justice via redistribution of wealth, by 2015, 137% of the population derived their sole income from a goverment entitlement program. B-rock received the Nobel Prize for Economics in 2014 for determining that future generations were entitled to 'a fair shot' with other people's money.

Thus, by 2015, no one was producing income because no one had a job, money was being paid to welfare recipients yet unborn and even the Chinese finally threw their hands up in disgust, write off the 20 trillion owed them and stopped lending the United States money.

Little noted in the history of the time as written by Valerie Jarrett, Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana and Arkansas left the union and formed the Lone Star Republic, part deux. okie went from Mayor of Glock Talk to becoem the first President of the Republic and guided the new country through the formative years by serving 4 consecutive terms. The very successful Lone Star Republic annexed Northern Mexico in 2017 and became the sole location in North America were people actually work for a living, own guns, eat cows, drive pick up trucks and like it that way.
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Old 10-20-2012, 21:23   #579
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After the 2012 election, Ron Paul tried to stage a coup, but his follower misunderstood and showed up in a bunch of 1970s era coupe devilles instead. . . .

Several of them were quoted as saying: "We thought that this was going to be like that Occupy thing, except with Cadillacs instead of tents. . ."
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